There was previous thread on this but it didn't do that well so let's get some sig worthy stuff on here. :rock:

Here are a few of my favorite's

"They asked what do you know about theoretical physics? I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic

Anything Yes Man and No Bark says

"I would really like my beret back, please." <_< - Boone

"COME OVER HERE AND GIVE YOUR GRANDMA SOME SUGAR!!" - Lily

Lots of great quotes in this :fallout:

Boone cracks me up because he's such a miserable [censored]

"It's ghouls, I tell you! Religious ghouls on rockets, looking for a land to call their own!"



"Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will show your true form! Cave Rat taught it to me!"

One of No Bark's best, other then his quote about the Chupacabra with a weapon. Which I don't remember the exact quoting of.

Cass "We're hunting [censored] heads" love that.

"Ages ago, long before I was born, we lived underground. Everybody had guns, but the Overseer wouldn't let us explode anything, not even a hand grenade. We left and wandered the wastes. There were savages with knives..we blew them up with with frag mines and grenades and burned them with flamethrowers. It was neat. But there was a downside. For every 43.6 savages we killed, we lost one of our own. We needed a new home..." Pete, the Keeper of the Story

The whole thing is priceless, but spoilerrific.

"Please. Do not stand in the fountains"

"Please obey all weapon laws"

Securitrons are my favourite.

"Later"...
Every, single, NPC ends their dialogue with that word.
Was it too hard to ask the voice actors to do a few "bye", "good bye", "see ya", "see you soon", "farewell" etc?

Oops, "best" quote.
Erm... Raul I guess, every line from him outside his dialogue tree is just pure gold.
"Sure boss, let the old man crawl around in the dirt to keep hidden."

"Well, says No-bark, we got a Chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they got real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in." I think my favorite.

I know it's not a quote, but reading the notes on the terminal about Cuddle's Car and then finding it was almost too funny.

Cant remember exactly but something along the lines of: "Careful, Lily's been going on about her grandkids again..."

Everything that came out of NoBark's digital mouth was pure gold.

Also, Fantastic was awesome. The "theoretical degree in physics" line had me cracking up for a good three minutes.

"The truth is... the game was rigged from the start."

-Benny

One of the best quotes of the game :fallout:

"And that's the explanation."

<----

"Sure, what would you like to know?"

<------

"Alright, see you later."

Funniest thing about the dialogue trees to me. Asking the NPC if you can talk about something else, then just saying goodbye. Someone made a motivational poster-type thing with the Imperial Guard from Oblivion with this on it.

BEWARE the Battle Cattle, but do not FEAR the Battle Cattle!

I think that speech option with that guy near the Boomers turf is hilarious for some reason. [Speech] Either you can tell me or you can tell the underside of my boot] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Your toon asks "How do you like this place?"

Boxcars then replies "Oh, I just love it!.....WHAT THE [censored] DO YOU THINK?!?!? THEY BROKE MY [censored] LEGS MAN!!!"

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than I did while conversing with Boxcars. :lmao:

I feel like a piece of [censored] now because this thread is taking off but mine didn't. Anyways, I'll repost from MY thread which came FIRST

When the Lonesome Drifter says he is from Montana and doesn't know his father you can say: "Wait, Montana? You aren't 18 are you?" -

"Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position." - Fisto

Another from Fantastic, if you go to Hoover Dam after the HELIOS quest and talk to the guy in charge, he said he put Fantastic in charge of the intercom because "flipping switches seems to make him happy." If you ask Fantasic about this, he says he got promoted to "God-damned Dam God"

If you get a chance, Watch this dude playing it on YouTube, under "Toby svcks at playing Games - Fallout New Vegas" I think what He is says is gold

All the stuff Raul says...can't remember anything exactly though. But when you open his inventory or try to switch tactics. Just hilarious

I couldn't remember my favorite quote but that was it. I think I will use that one someday. I have a theoretical degree in physics is classic.

Anything Jason Bright says because his voice sounds really cool.

"What are you lookin' at, smoothskin?" - Chirs Haversam (if you haven't met him you'll find out why this is funny when you do)

"Nobody's dike is that long. Not even Long dike Johnson and he had a [censored] loong dike. Hence the name"

-Cass on the NCR. I laughed way, way too long.

Anything Cass says is pure gold, but the above quote is my favorite.