» Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:49 am
Hmph... what next? Saber tooth cats?
Lakeview Manor. The Dragonborn is working in his alchemy lab when Samuel walks in.
SAMUEL: "Hey, Pa. Look what followed me home."
The Dragonborn looks... and sees a Saber cat. 500 pounds of killing fury, in his house.
DRAGONBORN: "..."
SAMUEL (oblivious): "Can we keep him, Pa? Can we? Huh, can we?"
The monster cat springs. Fangs glisten. Blood sprays in all directions as the cat goes to work on the hapless Dovakiin.
DRAGONBORN: "AAAARRGGHHH!!!"
SAMUEL: "Uhhh... is that a yes or a no?"
DRAGONBORN (holding the cat's mouth open to keep its 5-inch fangs out of his throat): "Sam, you're so @#%$#@%ing grounded, it's not funny. Now go to your room!"