Naughty

Very naughty.

I'm an advlt. It's more rewarding to be naughty.

Both, at the same time!

I always try and be nice to all those whom I come across in daily life, unless it is undeserved.

People seem to appreciate it, as I always tend to get a smile. Which always makes me feel good.

I'm beyond your petty labels of what defines "naughty" or "nice". I do not define myself with these words but with truth.


And the truth is: Santa isn't real, this isn't real life, and humans are not born, but grown.


...But I think I'm quite nice.

Man, I'm a piece of [censored]!

Naughty without a doubt.

So many illusions shattered by one post

Mostly nice I like to think.

Next thing you know he'll tell us how eastern bunny isn't real, but rather a capitalistic trick to make us seemingly willingly spend money on chocolate eggs.

Me, I'm nice unless there's someone with a strapon in the room.