first fatguy in fallout

Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:57 am

Spray n pray brings up an excellent point there are no fat people in fallout... until now. I'm making it my goal to become the first obese guy in fallout, it make time some time but i got the dedication. Figured i'd load up on sugar bombs and nuka-cola sit around all day and play caravan with easy pete.

I'll be sure to keep everyone posted on my new quest, but if anyone's wandering the wasteland and you see and obese fella with no pants on...thats me so don't shoot!
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maria Dwyer
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:51 am

Oh boy the nightstalkers are going to be happy about this, biding thier time, waiting for you to get fatter, slower, weaker...
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Nikki Morse
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:04 am

All you need now is an "island bald" haircut and a vest on top of a blue sweater and you'll be Vic.
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Pawel Platek
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:55 am

Hahaha :thumbsup:
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Gemma Flanagan
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:44 pm

Actually the first fat guy in fallout was Gizmo of Junktown in FO1 but i do look forward to the updates on your quest lol.
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sam smith
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:29 pm

I'd like there to be more fat people :( Also dwarfs, since there were loads of them in Fallout 1 and 2, apparently an effect of radiation... I want to be a fat dwarf...

Edit: With a huge beard...
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:30 am

Ha ha, that's hilarious! Sounds like a fine way of life, to be honest. "If you've lost all hope of surviving in post-apocalyptic America, then why don't you settle down in Goodsprings? Easy Pete, the local weird guy, is always up for a couple of Sugar Bombs, a Nuka-Cola, and a few games of Caravan! What are ya waiting for!"

Reminds me, I actually never played Caravan.
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:03 am

Horde the chips in the Dead Money expansion. When you are finished you will be able to get enough sugar bombs and Alcohol to get you plump in no time.
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Carolyne Bolt
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:29 am

In apocalypse, fatties die first.

That was zombie apocalypse but I guess it doesn't make much difference.
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Marlo Stanfield
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:27 pm

In apocalypse, fatties die first.

That was zombie apocalypse but I guess it doesn't make much difference.

Well, I guess the years after the war, food is very scarce and who will survive but those who already have a huge stockpile of fat?... unless they are hunted down and eaten by cannibals.
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NeverStopThe
 
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Post » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:34 pm

If a apocalypse ever happens I'm going to get fat just so I can throw it in other peoples faces.
- "Yup, that's right! I'm a fatty. And you know why I'm a fatty..? Cause I got tons of food, which I ain't sharing!"
10 seconds afterwards I'll probably be someone's new wife. :cryvaultboy: ...Or meal.
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