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To all the wonderful GERMAN players...

Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:30 am

who are buying the PC version, thank you for having such a wondrous country that spawned this incredible development team at Crytek. HAVE PATIENCE MY GERMAN COMPANIONS FOR THE PC VERSION OF CRYSIS 2 IS A MASTERPIECE UNLIKE ANY OTHER. THE GRAPHICS ARE #1 AND 100% GERMAN MADE AND EFFICIENT. I'm from U.S.A. and we can only dream of having access to such prolific German efficiency. See you online! I hope one day I can travel to your incredible country and defile your break-taking, blonde German women while playing Crysis.
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Post » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:45 pm

lol
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Setal Vara
 
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:46 am

Being funny is not your strong point.
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:04 pm

who are buying the PC version, thank you for having such a wondrous country that spawned this incredible development team at Crytek. HAVE PATIENCE MY GERMAN COMPANIONS FOR THE PC VERSION OF CRYSIS 2 IS A MASTERPIECE UNLIKE ANY OTHER. THE GRAPHICS ARE #1 AND 100% GERMAN MADE AND EFFICIENT. I'm from U.S.A. and we can only dream of having access to such prolific German efficiency. See you online! I hope one day I can travel to your incredible country and defile your break-taking, blonde German women while playing Crysis.

Defile women while playing Crysis. Lol. I wanna see how that works.
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:05 am

He thinks hes Duke Nukem... getting pleased by two women while playing his own game or something ;-)
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:39 am

Not every woman in Germany is blonde ! We even have some hot red-haired for ya !

Yeah and probably he is Duke Nukem. I mean... why not ?

Grü?e aus Kassel ! Haltet die Ohren steif Jungs ;)
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:15 am

lol

enough said
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:02 am

who are buying the PC version, thank you for having such a wondrous country that spawned this incredible development team at Crytek. HAVE PATIENCE MY GERMAN COMPANIONS FOR THE PC VERSION OF CRYSIS 2 IS A MASTERPIECE UNLIKE ANY OTHER. THE GRAPHICS ARE #1 AND 100% GERMAN MADE AND EFFICIENT. I'm from U.S.A. and we can only dream of having access to such prolific German efficiency. See you online! I hope one day I can travel to your incredible country and defile your break-taking, blonde German women while playing Crysis.

pfff... another recent Germanophile, your never going to get a German girlfriend posting here and playing games, visit the country then try your lame assed one-liners on a fraulein and see how far you get :) only joking... yeah whatever, good one.
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:08 am

I'm from U.S.A. and we can only dream of having access to such prolific German efficiency.

TRUE!
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Post » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:02 pm

word !
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Post » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:13 am

Whaaa? i don't even...
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