I adventured far across Cyrodill, but in the years of my adventuring I have never encountered a beast as strong as 'Super Rat'. When I was younger I had quiet the adventurous mind, not afraid to go anywhere from a dark dank cave to the haunted ruins of the Ayleid elves. I was deep in the the Ruin of Vindasel hunting for great treasures when I encountered this beast. His fangs as long as short swords but as blunt as an axe, He jumped at me with a swift blow knocking me back. I was not quick enough to pull out my shield before I knew it he was gnawing at my right leg, I kicked him off as fast as I could. I stumbled as I picked myself up, As I looked down at the wound I noticed my foot was stuck under a heavy brick. I dropped my sword and shield and tried many attempts to move the rock but it was no use, the rat continued to claw and gnaw at me until my scales bloodied and ripped up. I fell limp to the floor as if all life was drained from my body.

(Footnote: Now in the short version. I wrote this story to indicate that when I was playing oblivion I was clipped into the floor (Xbox 360) and got mauled by a rat. So I really hope they fixed the random clipping issue in the new game. I hope you enjoyed my story it took alot of guts to say that I got killed my a rat)

You wanna talk about humiliating deaths?

-killed by wild horse.
-jumped off hill before looking. Died when my feet hit the ground.
-killed by my own horse.
-killed by a spell reflected back at me.
-swarmed by wild horses.
-drowned

That was a pretty good story man, shame it turned out to be a glitch though