funny books : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:52 am

Let's discuss funny books to read, like the Lusty Argonian Maid for example that made me laugh so hard.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:37 am

The dev who wrote The Dragon Break Reexamined must have been snickering the whole time.

http://www.imperial-library.info/mwbooks/dragonbroke_ex.shtml

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:45 pm

Most of us find the http://www.imperial-library.info/mwbooks/lessons.shtml pretty funny.

Gigglesnort.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:24 pm

Most of us find the http://www.imperial-library.info/mwbooks/lessons.shtml pretty funny.

Gigglesnort.

More so the Remanada.

And yes, I find the hill-[censored] touching and beautiful at the same time.

» Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:02 am

The dev who wrote The Dragon Break Reexamined must have been snickering the whole time.

http://www.imperial-library.info/mwbooks/dragonbroke_ex.shtml

I think that was Maturin's.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:48 pm

I think that was Maturin's.

What's Maturin's real name?

All I know is that the guy with the nautical screen name helped MK with the nautical parts of the Sword-Meeting.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:51 pm

More so the Remanada.

This.

What's Maturin's real name?

Kurt Kuhlmann.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:18 pm

This.

Ah. So not so much snickering.

I do prefer climate change to many-headed Chim, however.

Best username ever, btw.

» Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:41 am

This.
Kurt Kuhlmann.

http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=556991&hl=maturin

» Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:47 am

Best username ever, btw.

http://www.imperial-library.info/sheogoraths.shtml

How's that for a segue?

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:44 am

The dev who wrote The Dragon Break Reexamined must have been snickering the whole time.

http://www.imperial-library.info/mwbooks/dragonbroke_ex.shtml

I had forgotten about that one, though I read it a long time back. Should we accept this as the true version of events, or were we given only another example of the ambiguous nature of Truth in TES history?

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:22 pm

See the TURTLE of enormous GIRTH
Upon his shell he holds the EARTH
His thoughts are slow, but he is kind
He holds us all within his mind

How's that for a segue?

Actually, I think it refers to a different Maturin.
Which is eerie, since that passage refers well to both of them.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3864827904/tt0311113

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:50 pm

See the TURTLE of enormous GIRTH
Upon his shell he holds the EARTH
His thoughts are slow, but he is kind
He holds us all within his mind

How's that for a segue?

i love the dark tower!! my funniest book was lusty argonian maid. wouldnt the teeth hurt? lol

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:15 am

The Rude Song is funny. I act out parts of it in my bedroom from time to time.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:48 pm

Fool's Ebony.

That one is quite the laugh inducing romp.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:14 pm

Don't forget http://www.imperial-library.info/dfbooks/b070_jokes.shtml.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:24 pm

Ah. That one I had tottaly forgotten! Ha ha I laughed my ass of when I read it the first time.

A dear memories.

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:09 pm

ABC's for barbarians everything a person could ever need

» Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:15 pm

ABC's for barbarians everything a person could ever need

I was just about to say this...

But at least I had the backup of Capn's Guide to the Fishy Stick