I reached Whiterun and there was a goat I've seen just wandering the streets all the time. After passing by many times, I just pretended he was mine. Not soon afterwards, my first "random" dragon appeared over the town. He dive-bombed down and killed the poor innocent goat. The whole town and I ambushed him, and together we slayed him.
A few days pass, and everytime I go into the town the corpse of the goat is still there lol. Not soon after that, another "random" dragon flew over town. It must of smelled the goat corpse, because it landed right on it. Once again the town's people and I gathered together to slayed it.
I have to say, that this was both really funny and sad that the poor goat corpse would not dissapear, and is still there to this day.

Please share any funny, weird, or just insightful stories any that you have regarding dragons.

Can you not do the decent thing and pick it up and drop it down a well?

First Blood Dragon I've encountered died cause it decided to bring destruction on ALL the mudcrabs outside Morthal instead of focusing on guards shooting him....

I was out exploring, just running around enjoying the weather when I stumbled upon a fort I thought I had been to before which had stormcloaks in it. I figured, great friends, so I head over there to see how things are. Turns out they weren't stormcloaks but bandits who proceeded to ambush me, im a sneaky archer so my survivability depends primarily on surprise and not being shot by everything in the world. As I was on the verge of dying in swooped my hero. She was huge in all the right places and shimmered a glowing white. Out of her mouth came the most glorious thing I've seen, river's full of refreshing ice. She,draggy is what I nicknamed her, froze all my enemies and wiped them all out while I regened and watched the ensuing chaos as everyone tried to figure out what was happening. Then in comes a giant to the foray. The giant wailed on her a few times and sorta hurt her but she was victorious in the end. With all my enemies now dead I gave her a prize and shot her a few times. Since her health was already low she was dead in a few shots and I consumed her soul. We will be together forever now, my beautiful hero, draggy.

I saw some mudcrabs,

By the water? recently.

I steered clear of them.

A Dragon was chasing after me. I was in the open plains West of Whiterun. I was running on my horse hoping to get away. Ahead of me were some Giants. As I got closer, the Dragon decided to land right in front of them and fight them. Well now, I thought. What a stupid Dragon. Time to start shooting arrows!

My fun story was I was wanted for stealing books from the Bard College. A dragon attacked while I was in Morthal. I was fighting the dragon, and so were the guards. Suddenly, a group of the guards turned from fighting the dragon and attacked me for being a thief. The dragon then killed us all.

:lmao:

I was fighting a dragon, can't really remember where now, and we had a decent fight until he went completely suicidal and attacked 2 giants and their 2 mammoth friends. I had to sneak past the giants and their pets just to get that delicious soul.

Goat abuse Hotline: 1-800-BaaaadDragon-Baaaad

:facepalm:

this one time i was sneaking up on a dragon with my DB gloves of double backstab along with the 15x backstab perk and i totally one-hit-killed a dragon at level 20.
i was so happy.
strangely enough it got up and flew around before violently crashing to the ground and then burning up.