It's time to ban Skyrim and destroy all copies. Because it is a dangerous influence to teens, who should l be praying instead of entertaining themselves with this unwholesome material. I'm not going to bother backing up that argument, because it is obviously true. Time to prosecute all players of Skyrim and collect a database of avatars and screennames so that they can be punished for helping Blizzard, the makers of Skyrim, destroy our country. Help save America from the devil's toy.

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

I know you're being sarcastic, but I don't know. A game this fun has to be sinful.

Jesus Christ, not again.

Good troll, though.

Haha! I laughed so much when I saw this post! Who gives a **** about christian values!

yeah that is a joke article.

Bwah hahaha! :rofl:

Well this won't last long before the Mods delete the thread.

Not all Christians are of the knee-jerk reaction type to anything that does not correspond exactly to their value system.

Pfft. Skyrim evil? Christianity is evil! After all Christianity has more blood on it's hands than all of the TES games combined. (Not intended to offend)

How's this thread still up?

Meh that article is so 4 hours ago. Inb4 close.

I hope there isnt any more than 100-125 of them for the worlds sake.

Best part is that the Lusty Argonian Maid apparently strongly supports this petition.

My gods, it's true!

Do you realize how much fornication this type of thing could cause?! Teens sitting together and "Playing the games" downstairs... thats a doorway to homosixual eroticism right there.

We don't allow discussion of real-world religion or politics (even as a "joke thread.") And you've all just demonstrated exactly why that's the case.