My first character was a female dunmer because I always thought the dark elves were hot(and need to get laid) and it was a female because i knew i would need to fight other female characters. It just feels right. any way my first character was really meant to allow me to test the new game that called itself an elder scrolls game really to come to understand what kind of experience I could have just by investing time in venturing around cities and learning what the nords of skyrim were like. I was for the most part very disturbed with what I saw; prejudices, fragile hopes, stupid guards and pathetic dark elves littered the world. first my character did the mara quests because I wanted to marry the dark elf priest lady, because it just felt right, and so my dark elf became a wandering ardent devotee to love and spreading it among the people of skyrim. Turns out you either cant marry the priest or she just wasn't interested. So then i ran into the grey manes who insisted that their son was alive and being held captive by the aldmer (who i only briefly spoke with before) and when I heard that the great cruel aldmeri were taking these peoples loved ones to be tortured with god knows what I took it as a sign that the I was needed. My character quickly made enemies with the aldmeri through the grey mane rescue mission and became thane of whiterun while avoiding the conflict between the irrational and illogical humans. Unfortunately throughout some of the other questlines i found out that the aldmeri were nearly just as unintelligent. I'm not sure what bethesda was thinking having a bunch of elves running around expressing their dominance by shouting "you think you can beat me!" while using their low level spells and getting killed by my unforgiving enchanted dual wielded finished axes with double bleed damage.

So thats when i decided that i had taken my character as far as the game would allow me, perhaps i will have her stop alduin later but now i have realized that i really don't like the world of skyrim and so i made my second character raistlin majori: a menacing looking nord. through this character i found myself much more at home in a world i was deeply displeased with, joining with the grey beards and their belief in world recreation. With the remorseless raistlin i joined the honor bound storm cloaks in their foolish battle; allowing death to spread across the land. I married the dark elf barbarian I believe (because it would make sense that she would act as my queen of evil), who I gave most of my equipment. I myself was a necromancer of sorts raising the bodies of any that fell on the battlefield. As soon as the stormcloak quest was over, my queen of evil had a lovely set of dragon armor, and i had acquired a good number of dragon words i began my rampage of death. before the day was done everyone I had come to despise in this game was dead. Unfortunately this was only half the people in the game because most of the characters I wanted to kill couldn't actually die. i only offered mercy to those who didn't support the war. I cleansed the land of the disgusting weak elves and the petty prejudices. Anyway by that time I had become tired of seeing a bunch of worthless characters die. btw. i had never played as an evil character since this game.
So what should I do now? I'm loosing my s*** here.

all this because you couldnt marry a priest?

this is the pettiest thing you've heard on these forums?

Not without console commands on the PC. She's actually already married to Morumal, the priest of Mara you first see in the inn preaching. They have some dialouge together when he goes back to the temple about their love for each other.

Get Oblivion
Change past into everyone in Cyrodiil dying.
Thalmor wins.
????
Don't exist in the present of Skyrim.

Throw yourself off a cliff and be more creative next time you name a character :shrug:

never thought of it that way, but yes. essentially all of this death could have been avoided if i just got married to the priestess. no, if she's married to a nord then i don't much care about her either

Make an Orc. Please do. For me. I want to make one, but I made a third character already yesterday, and I also want my next one to be an Imperial. So, make an Orc for me, as I'll never have the time.

the thalmor are [censored]

next time you play skyrim take a moment to look around. the world you see was effectively ended by an old looking nord MAGE and a single dark elf on master difficulty. Rastlin Majori FTW

You are upset because you want to marry a chick but she is already in love and married to someone else?

Sounds realistic to me. It's unbelievable enough the amulet makes every available person suddenly bi-sixual but to top that with a "you can marry whoever you want even if they are already married" would make getting hitched even sillier. So my opinion is it's you, not Skyrim.