So some of the shouts ingame aren't really that strong (Shor could shout things out of existence, for instance).
So I wanted to make a thread for people to come up with their own uber-powerful shouts, even if they break gameplay.
Have fun!

Mine:
Tosh Ra-ka: summon the Ka'Po'Tun Dragon-Emperor (like Odahviing) - I know this one breaks lore, but still, he is the biggest dragon on record.

Cuuk-Rund-Kaah = Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

/thread

Edit: I don't refer to Chuck Norris hardly ever, but this thread made me give into my temptation.