Interested to know what funny things that made you lol or go wtf?

I like this game an been playing it a lot but sometimes things happen like on a previous thread (which i can't find) where i killed a guy and got a dragon soul or today when i get home to change armor to find my housecarl attacks me and have to kill her in Solitude just to go down to basemant to see my wife sleeping in the little room on a rotten mattress, why does she not sleep on the big fancy bed on the bedroom?

Do you have this things which is not game breaking but funny happen to you?

So far, I've had "Hired Thugs" attack me twice (on two separate characters).

One set was carrying a note from Danica in Whiterun, who hired them to kill me from stealing a book from her. This seemed uncharacteristic of a priestess of Kynareth, but okay, I guess.

The second set was carrying a note from Anise, an old woman I stole from in the woods. Of course, I killed her immediately after stealing from her, so she has got some pretty impressive mojo going on if that didn't stop her from hiring thugs.