The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim should've been called The Elder Sc

Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:49 am

As a Canadian when im not moose hunting im probably killing dragons, and if im not doing that im playing skyrim and ive noticed that they're practically the same place!

Its always snowing and it pretty damn cold.

The wildlife is basically the same.

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.

If someone steals something in one of our cities EVERYONE swarms that one guy, ever wondered why the crime rate in Canada is so low compared to the US?

all of our police officers ride horses and once took an arrow to the knee

We have free healthcare.
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Gavin Roberts
 
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:35 pm

I noticed that Nords are all incredibly sixy fair haired people who kick ass, just like Canadians (except for the french ones.



Oh I get it, you're joking. Good one. :D
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:51 am

Large parts of it remind me of Pennsylvania and upper New York.
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Ownie Zuliana
 
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Post » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:56 pm

haha

no free healthcare in skyrim though
have to pay for potions

and no1 every says "eh" or "aboot"
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:47 am

REALLY???? I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE LIKE SCOTLAND.?WITH ITS ANCIENT RUINS AND CASTLES AND KEEPS
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:02 am

More like "The Elder Scrolls: Norway"
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Rhysa Hughes
 
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:58 am

Oooh, another riveting post.
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:28 am

As a Canadian when im not moose hunting im probably killing dragons, and if im not doing that im playing skyrim...


I see what you did there.
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:53 am

More Like The Elder Scrolls: J?mtland

Damn you roosterdad, norway shalt not have this glory!
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Post » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:32 pm

It has most in common with Norway if you ask me. Including the corpse (war) paint.
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