Hol Lee Shiit (shout out to r/skyrim)
Description: The Hol Lee Shiit shout causes enemies to blast off towards Sarvengurd yelling,"HOLY SHIIIIIT!?!?!"
There they stop and fall back towards mortal earth, smashing into the solid ground and splattering all over the place.
The words would be hidden in Talos's toilet, where it has been blessed by this holy god. The dragonborn will be tasked to retrieve the words, and use it against the foes of skyrim.
Me: "Dare you create a more powerful shout?"
You: "Well I-"
"Holll Leeee SHIIIIIT!"