Recently noticing the repetitious nature of threads as we climb closer towards "THAT" release day. In order for an attempt to sway mindsets away from redundant questions, why not host a "Poem Duke Out"? Now, it isn't really a competition per se, despite the topic description. Merely a "Bonfire" go around to share poems of ANY nature. Whether it be about imagined feats to be done by your tremendous or villainous (OR tremendously villainous) characters to something you may have wrote for your recently decapitated cat "Mr.White Tummy". Whatever floats your boat.

Let me start it off?

Trust the backstabber (Obvious Glarthir paranoia stage for my character, and his dealings with the world)

Trust says the Queen which holds her Breath. Trust says the King which removes his Wedding ring.
Trust says the Clown with his Shrewd frown. Trust says the Beggar whom has never worked for Brown.
Trust is indeed the color of Death, trust will indeed take my Breath, trust will rust and so will my Lust
, thus trust will never find my Immortal Bust.


The old gambler's gambit (Obvious gambler/vagabond role play):


My life is decided on the cast of a die, I rather imply that my death is nigh. Here I am with a heave and a sigh, trailing away with no one but a fly.
When it is time to lie there is no one with a tongue quicker than I, such is the foreseen fate of a now brown nosed fool with a tongue no cleaner than his gruel. I am alone, and so it is now that I moan, and grunt, and groan, for forgive me I have never known. It is only now that I've grown, that I can say again...I have never known..


Excited to view your poems, Plightful

B-B-b-bump, due to massive thread mounding.

Final bump...I think...Before I let this young horse be neutered

Poems now how quaint.

Indeed good sir, care to show your wares? (No innuendo..I swear..Just any traveler's tales in song or in poem.)

The vast majority of forum goers either didn't see this thread, or found it boring to begin with...Officially letting this one die.

Nobody wanted to post
a poem that day
instead they all sat home
and wasted away

and then came along
this amazing dude
he posted some ryhmes
with amazing 'tude

and everyone was like
hey that guy's cool
let's all go to z310's house
and swim in his pool

and as they swam
they thought of that thread
that despite the OP's hope
slowly became dead

you got served plight! where's your response eh?

Apologies good sir, your a sorry sight.
Heck, not even winter dares get near your blight.
If I had a match I would light it across your face, and show you
your own disgrace, yet even I get it, you clearly have fallen from your
mother's grace because even she won't even get near your face.
What was that? you want to race? Sorry but your feet are so weak
they'd trip on lace. I'd get my mace, and hit you with its base but my pity made haste in saving
what little life you have left before your wife took a knife and ended her strife.

...Word.

No offense meant by a single thing I've just said...heheh

Alright, I got a poem...

Give me Skyrim.
Nao.

Its beautiful, isnt it?

you turned this into a rap battle . at least in my head. kudos.



CONTINUE RAP BATTLING FOR MY AMUsemanT !


Also make me a samich.

Oh I see, it's a rap battle you want
you must think your skills
are something to flaunt?

I've got news for ya pal
you don't have much to show
for your rhymes are like molasses
my grandma's got more flow!

it doesn't help that your a punk
posting rhymes on the net
thinking your a badass
rap battling those u've not met?

i've got news for you son
my rhymes are the best around
just stop this madness
and put the keyboard down




z310
2L2Q

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A most accurate description

There once was a champion from Cyodiil,
Who in the arena learnt best how to kill.
But soon was followed by a man,
Who was his adoring fan:
Two years later the Bosmer's still waiting in Anvil.

yo i've had mad rhymes
before tupac's time
back in the days
when when white nerds wrote plays

you know i been rhymin no lies
since dragons roamed the skies
back when alduin tore the world
and evil's plot unfurled

but i'm not trippin bout you
and your white boy rhyme hatin
i got confidence born from
real skills no fakin

word to your mother doom

hahaha!

Look old man, you're as open as a book, but unlike one I have you on a hook.
I'm laughing at your reply for I can see where you shook, abandoned and angry in your
tight little nook.

I'll continue to rhyme for your opinion is as small and worthless as a dime, except not as fine.
I can see the line between you and I, and it is nigh the time where you sigh and wave goodbye.
You're still here? I'd wonder why, since I can smell your fear, as shy as a deer, not used to it? Come hither
and I'll show you how to properly slither. I'd draw my quiver but I can see how quick you are to whither. Never mind
then, you think you have power? All I can taste is sweet and sour, so go back before I sprinkle you with some lime
so you can witness your slime.

i got mad rhymes
that much is clear
maybe by attacking me
you think you cause fear

you think your words scare me?
that maybe i can't see
that your insecure ranting
is leaving you panting?

but i get it youre trippin
your rhymes are slippin
maybe you should take a break
before you start flippin

once i'm done with her boss
just take this as a loss
and go home to your mother
you can't beat me or any other....

Give me Skyrim, NOW
before i say POW
and smack that gamestop nerd
over the head with a bird

that's right, a bird
i roll like that
i don't want my games third
i want them STAT

i wanna kill some dragons
and take their loot
i wanna to nock an arrow
and watch it shoot

oblivions not good enough
to sate my thirst
i need skyrim to quench it
and i need it first

so if you've got the game early
i better not hear it
ya better not brag
or you'll learn to fear it

i'll be banging on your door
demanding your disk
if you don't give it up
you'll get a TSA frisk

word

anyways plint,

truce? ?



awww haeeelllllll nah, saw your response after this and truce offer is OFF bro
okay okay nevermind saw you typed after that you accepted the truce, ok ok fine lol

Your content is old, and you aren't so bold, your face gleans with mold, so I rather put you on hold.
You're looking for a fight, while you can barely last a night under the light where all those taken by fright, hide in
delight.

You want to be served? Might I ask what dish for you to wish for, since you can't pay the load, so you can save
yourself the trouble and get to the road you pathetic little toad, and back to your humble abode. Whatever mode
your in, I hope to god it's temporary for your as transparent as my code, and your rhymes are looking
as appealing as that road.

I can hear you grinding your teeth getting ready to put on your wedding wreath as you sell yourself out, and
look for a "sheath" to put your sword in, before you're stuck with the man that took you in. You're like a rook in a chess
game, you can only move when I tell you to, and even then I pity you. Wring your wrists for all you're worth, because
you have no fists worthy of praise, hey let me help you and give you a raise, so you can plant a punch
right in my face.

It's okay this isn't a competition, you can take the first pace, it's okay because regardless...It's ME that will finish the race.


EDIT: Truce accepted, I can imagine the back and forth of this could get boring. XD, HEY! Everyone else, join. This isn't EXACTLY a duke out..You could just share?

the truce is now real
we'll now join forces
to bring mad rhymes
to everyone's doorsteps

we'll bring the world together
into a skyrim rapping fury
we'll rap about elder scrolls
and look cool during

word

They'll never see us coming! *Que psychopathic laugh* ...Muahahahaha.

I say we ambush the dragon born: , and be done with it.

sounds good to me

you seem like the kinda guy who'll enjoy this so

enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

I'll take that as a compliment..Really though, the Chuck Norris parts are hilarious! Half the time he isn't even rhyming, merely quoting the "Chuck Norris Bible". Abe Lincoln was tearing him apart though.

In order to return the favor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY

On topic:

Come on forumers, join in on the reciting of epic character poems, OR ballads/raps.