So i've had this devious plan to fake my death, and send a clear letter to my boss and family that I shall no longer be seen or bothered.

I have a great cunning resolve to transmit information to my employer through third party means, ie news, or media, or letter, somehow to legitimately explain what atrocity has occured to my personal well being. Or simply put, why I no longer come in to work.

In the words of Gerard Butler, "It will be biblical"

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To whom it may concern (dear boss sir)

I have regret to inform you I have decided to leave forever. I think I might want my job back, but at this point I feel that I will be gone forever.

This is my final Will:

1. Please give my xbox 360 (I am a PC Gamer) and all its accessories and games to my little cousin. He loves games but his bastich parents makes him persue music and karate instead.

2. Please donate my twin bed to good will.

3. Please donate my microwave oven and its fine interior left over crusties to my sister.

4. Finally, you may keep all my clothes. Apprently you like my scent, since I always awkwardly catch you sniffing me.

5. Tell my family "Dovahkiin sends his regards"

Thank you

This is my final will and statement.

3/10

They won't believe me?

Nope...Chuck Testa.
But in all seriousness, this seems like a bad idea.

Hahaha

that could work....unless you have European Parents.If you do pray they don't find you alive,else you'll wish you were actually dead

why would your boss get your will? I don't even...

You should just off yourself and tells us if they have Skyrim. If you get lucky, problem solved.

Hmmm, good question. I didn't even think about that.

Yup. Imagine if they actually took your stuff and gave it away, or went to the local PD to tell them about it.

You can always just not go to work anymore. depending on your living situation you can just stop talking to family. don't believe faking your death is a necessary length.

Well, I have my own house. Maybe I can file "Skyrim" under some type of insurance policy and report a claim.

I believe that's a legitimate life insurance claim.

hahahaha

Why don't you just say you are having bad menstrual cramps + heavy flow day and then say you have a serious medical issue regarding that because...you're a guy....and you're not supposed to have previously mentioned issues.

Say you need to get a prostate exam or something.

A mammogram?

MAKE UP SOME EPIC LIE THAT IS BETTER THAN THIS LIE.

Seriously.

Whatever you do, don't make a MISTAKE... Accidendtly dieing before being able to play...

lmao, get AIDs and go to make a wish

Dude, seriously, just go to work, get your 40 dollars per hour pay and play when you get back. How many threads have you started for this topic? Lol.

Or you could go to work, earn money, and play skyrim after.

Why do people spam stuff like this? >.>

Not much left of this but spam.