my boss just called and said why not take off friday saturday and work sunday! i was like omg little does he know skyrim comes out friday!!!!!

Anyone else get good news like this?

I've had even better news, my boss called and told me i was fired.

Now i can spend all my time playing Skyrim until the bailiffs come.

Same here i got called into work today, and got Friday and Saturday off!!

Did you tell him to go to oblivion?

I got better news.
I snitched on someone so they gave me an xbox, a private movie theater, and a copy of skyrim.

Im in prison.

Instead of the shawshank redemption its the Skyrimshank Redragonraqe

They made a mistake on my schedule. I now have Thursday - next Wednesday off.

My entire floor at work is moving to a different building tomorrow. It's a mandatory "work from home" day so we don't interfere with the movers