So i have this arrow stuck in my knee after fighting in Bleaks cave with Draugr, and when i went to Whiterun, a guard walked by me and said "I use to be an adventurer like you.....until i took an arrow to the knee".
Meanwhile i am just giggling while looking at my guy's knee.
Way to be a man, you pansy guard.

In all seriousness though, that arrow is still in my knee. lol

*heard
(damn ipod)

Win.

Reminds me of all the comments I got with my mage, forgetting to put away my flaming hands.

Looks like your fate is to be a city guard.