Go to Riften, go to the honorhall orphanage, past the little market in the middle. Talk to one of the kids about the old lady, and they'll tell you about some kid named aventus aretino or something like that, and they'll tell you that he's doing some kind of ritual in winterhold. Now go to winterhold, and turn right as you open the main get, go up the stairs and head straight until you reach the building above the path. Break into the house by picking the door on the left. Go up the stairs into the small room that comes off the living room, and you'll see a kid saying wierd [censored] and sitting in front of a skeleton and a bunch of candles. Talk to him, he'll think you're from the dark brotherhood and tell you about grenhold (the woman who runs orphanage in riften), and about how she's a horrible [censored] who needs to go and [censored] herself. Then he'll tell you that he wants her dead. So go back to the orphanage in riften at around midnight, and she'll be sleeping in her room. Sneak into her room and kill her. The kids will wake up and start cheering because they're all terrible people. The woman's assistant will wake up and proceed to [censored] bricks because she's a woman and can't defend herself. Go back to aventus in winterhold and he'll give you his mom's [censored] silver plate as payment, because he's a [censored] orphan, you greedy [censored]. Than dip the [censored] out of his house and go hit the sheets. Then some creepy ass hoe kidnaps you and takes you to a shack with three people with these awesome exection hoods on, I kept one, and I wear when I masturebate. You have to choose one to kill, they all have stories. One is some soilder who raided a camp with people sleeping. He's a [censored], I let him live. Another is some cocky argonian [censored] who says if you don't know, he'll have his people stab you or something like that; I don't know, I didn't listen because he's a [censored] talking lizard. The last one is a complete [censored]. She keeps [censored]ing at you to let her go, then says she'd spit on you if she didn't have the hood on. And I'm like, "Oh [censored], you 'll spit on me? That would sound intimidating, except that I already have syphillis from that crazy broad in whiterun. So you're devil woman saliva that comes from that digusting slophole you call a mouth doesn't affect me." I killed that [censored] because she's a skank. Then the girl that kidnaps you watches because she's inconsiderate, and has no concept of privacy. Then she tells you to go to the dark brotherhood sanctuary, and congratulations, you're a godless murderer.