» Fri May 11, 2012 7:06 am You are my greatest love, however you've let yourself go. Over the past two hundred years you seem to have put on a lot of weight. I remember our old days when we spent more time together you seemed to care about how heavy you were, but now you just keep packing on the pounds.
.1 +.1=.5? Forever?
Come on my dearest take a few pounds off as we spend time together. Just to show you love me. You made me over encumbered from ingredients I was already carrying!
If you don't find a way to shed a few pounds I may have to start seeing other people.
Yours lovingly,
Potion master
