I was at Windhelm talking to the stable master masters about some horses. I then asked what he thought about the dragons.
He basically said something like "No use worrying about something you can't control." All the sudden a Blood Dragon attacks and I jumped off away from the stables, turn back just in time to see the stable master take a fire blast to the face. He died.

Anyone else have anything crazy like that happen to them?

I met Sheogorath in a quest in solitude and he told me about his love for cheese

I've mentioned this before in another thread similar to this, but I'll say it again.
I fast traveled to Solitude, and when I got done with the loading screen, a dead dragon spawned on the ground. Free soul for me!

He also said something like this: "I'm doing my fish stick! A very [forgot word] process."

Not much, although I was enjoying a lovely backdrop screenshot view of whiterun when my panorma was interrupted by some shadowy assassin sneaking up on me.

Dragon appeared out of nowhere in the woods, me and lydia fighting it like a boss. Then a wild fugitive appears and asks me to hold on to some gloves.

Im like DUDE CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY. He did help fight the dragon though, then i killed him

Well i was wandering around looking for dragons while heading to a dark brotherhood quest, and i stopped at an inn, talked a bit then mentioned to this kid that he was mature for his age, he got all uptight and rude so i decided to teach him a lesson about manners...i killed his family. So anyway after that i left killed some dragons and then was confronted by this Mercenary thug that said he was here to teach me a lesson. (LOL) so i destroyed him, looked on his corpse, there was a letter from the kid back at the inn that told the merc to teach me a lesson because...i stole from the inn. I was like WTF, You're gonna teach me a lesson for stealing but not murdering your parents!? O_O

I was wandering just outside of Whiterun and I saw a lit torch rolling on the ground. The wierd thing it was rolling back and forth up and down hills. I thought it was just physics at firat then got offf my horse and went to it. Looted to find out it was a stormcloak gaurd of some sort. LOL

Dem crafty nords

I was walking through a random town and a guard said "psst, I know who you are, Hail Sithis".

Entered this dungeon and read a diary of a guy who had spent the last two years searching for this Dragon's Claw. I killed him, and returned his diary to the local inn keeper about 1 minute away. The reward for the quest was the Dragon's Claw . Turns out the Innkeeper had taken it ages ago, and the guy in the dungeon didn't realise, but had been scaring away the townsfolk.

Also lol'ed hard that the end of the dungeon came out into a cave, which contained a hidden stone. Lowering the hidden stone took you right into the place where the guy was living inside this dungeon. Sooooo funny

Here's funny irony for you.
I walked past a Whiterun guard and he said "I used to be adventerous like you, until i took an arrow to the knee."
Meanwhile i laugh as i look into 3rd-person, seeing a glitched arrow in my knee. lol

As part of the main quest i went to a dungeon, when i got to the lower depths there was this shack "Sinderion's Field Shack". My immediate thought was of Skingrad's Alchemist. Lo and behold when i got inside it was him (his corpse anyway) and he was researching a new nirnroot. The quest it gave you was "Back to your Roots", i laughed at that since his quest in Oblivion was "Seeking you Roots"

About that encounter is more remarkable his comment about making Fishysticks! Wabbajack!

I talked to vittoria in solitude about her upcoming nuptuals and about three hours later i was walking throigh the woods near riverwood and saw two nobles and a guard, i talked to them and they said they were headed to solitude to go to vittorias wedding, i thought that was cool. After i killed them i took the jewlery they were goin to give as a gift.

Every time I go near a place where I have killed a dragon, the skeleton has travelled some distance away. The skeleton of the first dragon near Whiterun was about half a kilometre away and up a hill. The second time, I killed a dragon near Eldergleam Sanctuary, and his bones would later fall from the sky and come to rest on the road near Fort Amol.

So, I'm about level 14, wandering down some road, and a dragon comes flying in. Getting read for a fight, I draw my bow and take a few shots, while he flies away from me and lands quite a bit away, across some trees and starts breathing ice on something. Once I get a good angle to see what he's doing, it turns out he's fighting a bear, at which point he lifts back into the air and comes back at me. I take a few more shots, he flies off to the other side of a mountain, and I hear a loud ass roar right behind me.

Turning around, that bear has decided to take out it's aggression on ME now, so I have to down the bear, who does a fair amount of damage. I drink some health potions. The dragon comes swinging back around the mountain, I shoot some more arrows at it, it lands a distance away from me and breathes ice on something ELSE I can't see, and meanwhile, charging around that same mountain comes another friggin bear, all pissed off by the dragon and read to tear me apart. Kill another bear, drink more health potions. The dragon comes back by, lands, and I finally slay it. I drink the last of my health potions. As it starts to disintegrate, somehow a frostbite spider is under it's wing, which seems to block my sword strikes, but not it's poison spit.

I finally kill the damn spider and turn around to find, charging straight at me, TWO bears that the dragon apparently was messing with that last time it landed away from me and breathed ice on stuff. Having no health potions left, I somehow manage to defeat both bears at once with a sliver of my health bar still left, brandishing my swords among all the beast corpses and looking around to see if any more of nature wants it's [censored] wrecked.

I was riding my horse and I jump from a high cliff and my horse dies. Right next to me is the stable master and he says "Need a horse?"

I was fighting bandits and one of them said "Is that all you got?"

about 1 second later "No more, I give"

In the middle of a heated dragon battle, it flew off and landed by a pond, and starts flaming the mudcrabs! Left me alone after that. Guess we have a common enemy