So, i was all like "I sent that b!tch a mammoth's tusk... b!tches love mammoth's tusks" and married her.

Now I've just realised, she's pretty ugly and I want to marry the woman in Riften who sent me to fetch her sword in a massive dwemer ruin.

I've tried killing Ysolde (i transformed into a werewolf at night and attacked her while she was asleep... how's that for roleplaying a crazy werewolf killer) but she seems to be an invincible NPC, if her health gets low she'll just crawl about.

It seems a lot of people end up marrying Ysolde and then end up wanting to get rid of her. Does she have STDs or something?

I think its because, everyone wants to marry Lydia because she's hot, she follows you around and carries your stuff, in addition to being very obedient. But apparently there's a glitch, whereby it is impossible to marry her. ;__;

So, people talk to Ysolde because thats what you do when you get to Whiterun and explore, you talk to people. At least I did. And Ysolde looks super cute from the front with her delicate voice and shes in a bit of a economically sticky situation when you first find her, so you can't help but feel pity for her. And the way she looks at you with those puppy dog eyes.

Then, when people marry her, when standing next to each other you finally get a good luck at her face from the side, and that nose is hideous. Also, her face could really do with a wash.

That's why people suddenly hate her.

If you marry her that dude she is always with comes with her. Just so you know. Weird but true.

And Ysolde gives you cash, man! How can you beat that?

Although, I'm disappointed to know you can't kill her. There are far too many invincible NPCs in this game. After joining the DB I was thinking of playing a bit of Black Widower but apparently that's not possible.

Yeah... guess she's good for the money.

I feel like I've cheated on Lydia now. Even though technically I can't cheat on her due to game limitations... Ysolde is just plain ugly now though. I feel so... dirty.

I wanted to marry Lydia but I guess you can't.