This outrage will not be tolerated!

Post » Fri May 11, 2012 9:37 pm

College of Winterhold has an Orsimer librarian. Apparently he possesses a rare gift for translating and interpreting ancient arcane texts.

Still threatens to smoosh your face if you mess up his library, though. Typical orc.


thats just how passionate we are about our work, not our fault if you mistake passion for voilent angry outbursts.

Also hope an orc woman doesnt take a fancy to you, they are much more direct than these shy nord and breton women
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 7:03 pm

Orcs, Argonians, and Khajiits are treated the most unfairly in Skyrim.

Poor Khajiit... :cry:
Whenever I hear:

"You'll make a fine rug, CAT!"

Watch the f*** out!
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 4:36 pm

You want to tear someones throat out?

Typical orc.
Yeah I lol'd at that too :rofl:

Just go berserk and tell them how your hammer feels about the situation OP.
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 9:09 pm

Dang. An orc that BATHES????? What is our world coming to?
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Erich Lendermon
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 6:32 am

Well, most of the orcs I've encountered are bandits so... even if it's a stereotype it's a pretty damn accurate one.
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phillip crookes
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 2:57 pm

Care to put spoiler tags on your spoilers? Ass.

People who post spoilers like he did just there are the reason I've been reluctant to visit the Skyrim section of these forums despite wanting to discuss the more general aspects of the game. Best just to report him and move on I guess.

Oh BTW OP, to add insult to injury :P I found a book that lumps orsimer down as beastfolk, I guess people forgot the origins of orcs in the past 200 years.
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Ann Church
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 10:17 pm

Beastfolk?! How rude, I almost always cook my meat before eating it
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sharon
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 6:06 pm

There's only 1 good Orc i know of. Shrek.

.....

Shrek is an Ogre isn't he? Make that no ''good'' orc's i know of.
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 12:35 pm

But so far I've encountered 2orcs in my travels who were besieged by some ravenous wildlife and upon rescuing them they were mean to me and even attacked me!
What did you expect? They're orc!!! :whistling:

Still, a trusted wood elf such as myself always thrashes orcs, especially while they're bathing. :flamethrower:
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