And one day as i was playing i was attacked by my secon dark brotherhood assassin (the first was a dark elf...this one was a khajiit) on this same day i was at an orc camp when a group of hired thugs busted through the doors and said they were looking for me...i killed them...i then found a contract sent by deekus (an argonian i found out far north who i stole a bunch of jewels from) the contract said he knew i stole from him and sent the thugs to apprehend me....i was like jesus twice in one day? I then persuaded the orc chief to pay for his daughters drowry so she could travel with me (guess technically we were married by orc tradition) then not but 10 steps outside the walls when we made a turn we ran into Thalmor justicators....they immediately attacked me but insubdued them with help from my orc companion..wife...i then found a note on them stating that i have been interfering in thalmor business
Im like "I HAVENT EVEN SEEN ANY THALMOR YET!!!"
How many more groups are going to be out for my throat?
I feel like im gonna go to riften for the first time and immediately get my trousers shanghide before i get my throat slit....
