Over the last few days of playing I have come to the conclusion that there must be a mysterious stranger roaming the wilderness of Skyrim who leaps out on unsuspecting adventurers and shoots arrows into their knees before directing them to the nearest guard post for employment. I swear, every guard in this province apparently used to be adventurers who all happened to take arrows in the knees around the same time. It makes me wonder, how long is it before this stranger, this "Kneecapper" finds US and retires us to a life of mundane town-guarding... watch your backs people, watch your backs.

"You know the problem with Skyrim these days?"

YES, I DO. MORE IMPORTANTLY I KNOW YOUR PROBLEM. YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S OBSESSIONS. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, GET OVER IT ARGH

Yes. I noticed that.

First time I heard someone say it I was like - "Cool! A different kind of dialogue!"

But the fifth time I heard it I was like - "Waaait a second!!!"