"OMG I'm the freaking DOVAHKIIN, I slay dragons with my voice, and I've also saved the world! And yet I get two-shotted by a freaking WHITERUN GUARD??!!"

list your oblivion launch-day opinions (or even earlier TES games), as if the gameplay bugs were present in Skyrim...

Stop, you have violated the law! Pay the court fine or serve your sentence.