You know, after using fire breath on another group of bandits, immediately blasting their scorched bodies away like soccer balls, it occurred to me that being a bandit is a really, really poor choice of occupation.

I mean, have you stopped and taken a moment to actually try and count how many bandits you've killed on your travels? It seems rather foolish for them to keep ambushing people when they are killed instantly. They just don't seem to realize how strong people are before popping out and demanding you to empty your pockets. I mean, even traveling bards are going through bandits like its nothing.

Sure, I'm out killing dragons and evil sorcerers, but these bandits; they've really got it tough.



Now that I think about it, being an unnamed thief in Riften is a pretty bad way to go as well. I've started piling all their bodies up after the guards kill them so they don't litter all the streets.

Hahaha you should put all the dead cadavers in your basemant, like a bandit collection. You can even have tea parties and things with them.