Lustful Argonian Maid? Anyone find it yet? : V

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:51 am

Did anyone find it in Skyrim yet?

Edit: Honnigbrew Meadery, second floor next to the bed. Just googled it instead.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:17 pm

lusty and yes i think people have found it. was a post a couple days ago about it.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:18 am

Of course it's in the game, Crassius Curio's genius will live on for all time.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:36 pm

Yep

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:42 pm

I found Volume II.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:59 pm

i haven't found the book but i had an npc comment about it.

Spoiler

the High elf in the winterhold inn says something about an argonian maid and the lustly lord.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:46 pm

I've only found Volume 1 in-game.

I am scouring the land looking for Volume 2, since it's new.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:47 am

Did anyone find it in Skyrim yet?

Edit: Honnigbrew Meadery, second floor next to the bed. Just googled it instead.

Yep, and that's where I found Vol. II pretty early on in my game. And I just recently acquired Vol. I from somewhere I don't remember.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:03 am

I found Lusty Argonian Maid volume 2 - can't recall exactly where but

Spoiler

it was under a young boy's bed, the boy was the son of a female Jarl in one of the smaller towns somewhere, I bet his mother didn't know he had it! It contains dialogue between protagonist and aforementioned maid, discussing whether her oven is hot enough for his loaf, and kneading the loaf so that it will rise

I felt as if I had stumbled upon a great treasure when I found that. A new TES euphemism that doesn't involve polishing spears

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:19 pm

i haven't found the book but i had an npc comment about it.

Spoiler

the blood elf in the winterhold inn says something about an argonian maid and the lustly lord.

blood elf? altmer or bosmer? anyway i want to hear that conversation :tongue:

and yes i have found he book, best. book. ever. i want to find a volume 2 :tongue:

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:17 pm

Wait what? Isnt Crassius Curio in Morrowind? The guy that seemed like he was gay and he was somewhat creepy? I shouldve known he wouldve wrote something like that.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:39 pm

blood elf? altmer of bosmer? anyway i want to hear that conversation :tongue:

and yes i have found he book, best. book. ever. i want to find a volume 2 :tongue:

sorry XD i was reading immortal blood while typing this, Altemer he is.

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:07 am

Wait what? Isnt Crassius Curio in Morrowind? The guy that seemed like he was gay and he was somewhat creepy? I shouldve known he wouldve wrote something like that.

Yes he's in Morrowind and he isn't of any sixual orientation, he's pan-sixual.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:29 pm

Wait what? Isnt Crassius Curio in Morrowind? The guy that seemed like he was gay and he was somewhat creepy? I shouldve known he wouldve wrote something like that.

Oh he was creepy alright, but he wasn't fussed about gender - he got my male and female characters to strip for him. And presented both with the draft of his new play

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:29 am

I always wondered why that pervert was so uptight about corruption. He didnt seem like the whistle blowing type.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:16 am

"May I practice my pickpocketing with you're khajiit." I came up with that one, incase you couldn't tell I'm not very creative <_<

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:26 am

I've found it, but with the density of these books, I don't think you're actually reading all of it.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:05 pm

sorry XD i was reading immortal blood while typing this, Altemer he is.

okay that clears it up! now i dont have to follow everyone with a set of knife ears, only the tall ones :tongue:

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:00 pm

Apparently I'm the only person who found a different copy of the book?

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Just upstream from the "Abandoned prison", there is a small house which is crushed by a fallen tree. There's a copy in there.

I have to question why so many of you like exploring other people's bedrooms. :whistling: