I think someone should make a "Turn Gay" spell so that I can marry any NPC I want- not just pick from a few of them. If my character falls in love, I would just like some mystically devious way to make them share his feelings for about 15 minutes.

That is straight up evil, bro.

That is straight up offensive, bro.

That is straight up romantic, bro.

Oh uh, someone is afraid of being converted

Surely, you are thinking of a powerful charm spell? Because even if they were gay, it doesn't mean they would fall in love with you.
Anyway, I thought everyone was bi, DAII-style?

I think some have preferences. At least that's the last thing I heard about this subject

That is straight up not straight at all bro/sis

Ah, I haven't been up to date so as not to spoil myself.

I'm sure it'll be possible with a charm spell, yeah. If not, I doubt it'll take much tweaking in the creation kit to come up with a suitable mod for the job.

EDIT: I'm just glad there's romance this time around. So many of the Oblivion companions were difficult to feel an immersive connection with. Probably because they were always bumping into stuff and grinning stupidly at you. It was like dating a mentally slow puppy dog.

I would cast that spell on super hardcoe homophobic christians

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