You really want your wife to come?
Half-way to the dungeon...
Wife: "Um, honey, I forgot my new bracers, can we go back for them?"
Adventure: "Grrr

"
Back home, she picks up her new bracers (they go with her gloves), off they go again..
They get to the mountain range, the adventure turns left...
Wife: "Um, honey, you know it's quicker if we go right here, we can avoid all those mammoths and giants?"
Adventure: "Grrr

" *retraces steps and turns right*
They arrive and prepare for battle...
Wife: "Um, honey, you're not going in equipped like that are you? Surely you want Flame in your left hand, and the good Steel sword in your right??"
Adventurer: "ARRRGH!! I've had enough! It's D.I.V.O.R.C.E. for you, the Skyrim way!" *swings, crits, decapitates and loots the body*