Cruel mod requests (add yours!)

Post » Mon May 14, 2012 2:58 am

I am thinking of some pointlessly cruel and death inducing mods for Skyrim... just for fun!

1. Head Chop. -- This mod makes the first scene have real suspense because there is a random chance you will actually get beheaded by the executioner before the dragon arrives. As a consolation prize you could take a screenshot of your head in the bucket :thumbsup:

2. BRRRR Mod. -- You really think some of that early game light armor prevents frostbite in the mountains of Skyrim? This mod makes it so if you aren't bundled up, you have a chance of eventually just laying down and going... to... sleeeeep... forever! And remember 80% of heat is lost through the head!

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Add your cruel mods to this thread! Bonus points for mods that make you cry at the harshness of life in Skyrim.
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Fiori Pra
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 4:38 pm

1. Head Chop. -- This mod makes the first scene have real suspense because there is a random chance you will actually get beheaded by the executioner before the dragon arrives. As a consolation prize you could take a screenshot of your head in the bucket :thumbsup:
So let me get this straight... you want a mod that gives a random chance for you to actually die, during the scripted opening cutscene of the game? All that would do is make it so you have to restart the cutscene........ <.<
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Damien Mulvenna
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 4:50 am

So let me get this straight... you want a mod that gives a random chance for you to actually die, during the scripted opening cutscene of the game? All that would do is make it so you have to restart the cutscene........ <.<

What can I say? I like to reroll! :goodjob:

(Besides, it's mostly a joke. But not totally!)
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 3:23 pm

lol, i have this image of a new player spamming mods, starting the game and going through the cutscene then......... THUNK...... game over.
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 12:21 am

What can I say? I like to reroll! :goodjob:

(Besides, it's mostly a joke. But not totally!)
Technically you havn't even rolled that early in the game. Nothing has been defined other then race.
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 10:55 am

2. BRRRR Mod. -- You really think some of that early game light armor prevents frostbite in the mountains of Skyrim? This mod makes it so if you aren't bundled up, you have a chance of eventually just laying down and going... to... sleeeeep... forever! And remember 80% of heat is lost through the head!

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Add your cruel mods to this thread! Bonus points for mods that make you cry at the harshness of life in Skyrim.

A hypothermia mod would be pretty neat. Slowly drain away your stamina and once that hits 0 your magicka and health....

For me, I want poisons that last in game days. One, it'll make poisons terrifying, and two, it'll make potions of cure poison actually worth a damn. Also gonna remove cure disease from altars.
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