1) I have spoken with MANY people in Skyrim and apparently several of you are going around shooting people in the knee with an arrow causing them to become guards instead on adventures. If I catch you doing so, you will be punished!!!

2) I have read many people are having trouble in Skyrim, fear not. I spoke with the Grey Beards yesterday, as of this moment I am the only Dragon Born that they know of. I have relayed your concerns with them, and they told me there might be other Dragon Born also. Once I find more information on this, I will let you know.

3) Also on my way up the icy mountain to the Grey Beards, I ran into a pack of Werewolfs and Vampires fighting over some chick named Bella. Be careful upon approach, I killed their leaders Edward and Jacob, because frankly I'm tired of trying to live up to their "status." Their people may come after you in return.

I may update as needed!

The Dawgnutz

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