Chuck Norris in Skyrrim! : V

» Wed May 16, 2012 7:24 am

For those interested, go to Solitude's Blue Palace. Speak to the Jarl's steward, Falk Firebeard. Get a close up of his face... Definitely styled on Chuck Norris.

» Tue May 15, 2012 10:03 pm

Why does this feel like a joke?
Anyways, I'll have to decide for myself later.

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:42 pm

Chuck Noris is why the head Dragon returned from the dead. Apparently Chuck took a vacation to hell.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:28 pm

He's the red-headed stepchild that Chuck Norris trains his quadruple spinning flying dervish death punch on.

» Tue May 15, 2012 11:03 pm

I think a screenshot is needed.

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:03 pm

Wish I could get a screenie, I'm on X360 though

» Wed May 16, 2012 9:29 am

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Giant into space.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Giant into space.

When a Giant strikes Chuck Norris, he doesn't get launched into the air; by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_laws_of_motion the entire planet is launched away from him.