That's right folks, the new patch has significantly altered one of the main features of the game: dragons are no longer dragons but mechanical war birds with strobe lights and everything! They can fly backwards and go from one end of the screen to the other in a blink of an eye! The textures look like sh*t but hey, at least we have supersonic dragons with advanced flying skills. All hail Bethesda! All hail Bethesda!

Why aren't you banned? Mods please lock this.

I used to take these problems seriously when I still had faith but I have since given up on the game. Today I will invite my friends over for smores and burn my copy in the fire that will be used to cook said treats!