I just want Fus Ro Dah replaced with "Stop right there criminal scum!"
I'd vote that for the sprint one actually. Combined with the mental image of the request for gigantic fire breathing chickens.... I can't breathe for laughing.
I can add all this stuff in easily if you don't mind the mouth being out-of-sync. Ideally the sound file should be the same length as the original. Point me toward some samples and I can see what I can do.