In the community discussion thread, I came to noticed a crap load of threads about how someone is having some issues with a woman and asks a gaming forum. (Of all places!) for advice on what to do. So in celebration for these threads, we will all (Well at least me..) make our own fake romance issues. I will start.

I work as an anchorman.. And I found this woman called Veronica. Right there I fell in love. After taking her through the city, I finally got into a relationship with her. I took her through pleasure town, and wanted to marry her on a mountain. However, one day, a biker through my dog of a bridge and I was late.. She took my spot as anchorman. I was mad. We became enemies that day. I need your help of solving this problem.

Now it's your turn!. (And whoever gets the reference from mine first get's a fishy stick.)