To say nothing that college is a good way to get internships and network, which are what you need to get a good job these days.
Anyway, my usual advice for people looking for a job involves using a laptop, finding a small business using WEP-based wifi for "security", cracking it in front of them, and then fixing it for them

Ya ya, i've read about WEP and its vulnerability. Even used an app downloaded to my phone to scan for wifi signals which show their encryption settings. However, that is as far as i'm willing to even go since I don't want to get jailed for hacking.

i would recomend getting an osha fork operator license, you may not realize it but there is a demand for fork lift operators every where. Your not guaranteed to get a job right away, but you WILL get a position if you have that license.
Reminds me of when I looked for jobs on the CIA website. Wasn't too happy that the only job I could apply for was something a person with a GED could do, but I probably should have tried to get it. Though I don't exactly have $$$ to live off of to move to a new state "hoping" i'll get that job.
Paraphrasing SheridanR, anything that I do now "may" only help to get me a job instead of guaranteeing it. Without a guarantee I worry about wasting what money I have from my uncle's policy he so graciously gave to me.
Have you looked into whether there are any temp agencies in your area? In most cities there are dozens of these companies, you can sign up with all of them and call the reps daily to inquire about gigs.
Often a temp position can lead to a permanent position, since you are already there, doing the work, and the employer knows you personally.
Haven't seen too many temp agencies around me, if any, but it wouldn't hurt to look around. There's one place that says "Job Listings" near me, and it seems legit; however, i'm dubious since those fly-by-night people are everywhere.