Glad I Didn't Buy It Now...

Post » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:31 pm

From Fallout 3 The Great six Debate. Christopher J Oatis
Fallout 3 has filled forums, blogs, and chat rooms with another battle. Like Talon Company Mercs and Supermutants going at it on the steps of the Capitol Building, gamers seem to be getting real upset over the sixual content in Fallout 3. The problem is that anyone who complains about the lack of extracurricular activities in the wasteland is branded as a dude living in his parents’ basemant, floating a bag of chips on his gut, who hasn’t seen the light of day since his thirty-third birthday.
Precedence. It’s the ammo that the unsatisfied fire off in their protests. Fallout 1 had six. Two even had the perk you can gain from becoming a porm star... Why not Fallout 3?

I am 36 now. I am marrried, I have three children AND a stepchild. I ave not seen my parents since they came to visit ME last Christmass, and have not lived with them since my Dad retired in 2003 and moved back to Redding (ya, it happens to be THE Redding of FO2) to be with Mom. (Dad worked in one county and came home on the weekends.)

I in no way fit the sterotype of "a dude living in his parents’ basemant, floating a bag of chips on his gut, who hasn’t seen the light of day since his thirty-third birthday" and I only fail to take offence at this becasue I do know sometimes it's true. (Some of those "dudes" ain't dudes, though... Just sayen.) Sometimes. I happen to know my feminine counterparts are also out there; Indeed, I met a lady in the service who, had I not already been married by this point, I might HAVE hooked up with, and BTW she was a member here (SHE'S the one that told me gamesas was back.)

So it is with great happiness I say this: fvck. That. Shit. Everyone, and I mean even Skynet and Mendacity, were calling for "more six" in Fallout3 (although as I recall it, Mendacity never said more six was good, only that less six would be bad). Frank Horrigan actually took that one (questionably logical) step further (for wwhich he became hated and abused, though I for one thought of it as brilliant and qquite amusing, even though the selfish bastard wouldn't share). I do recall that someone DID say they wanted less, but for the life of me can't recall who that was, and don't really care, either.

Overall reviews of fo3 have been very good: I can't understand WHY (3rd person shooters svck anyways), but ok, but this article, without question, doubt, or arguement seal 3's fate: I am SOOOOOOOO glad I didn't waste money on it. Learn a habit, it’s not wise to upset a mutie.
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a Human.
That’s ‘cause Humans don’t eat people when they get irritable. Mutie’s are known to do that.

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