What what you do?

hmmm.. bann the current ones right?

jk ..

If I was a mod, I will banned Todd Howard's account.. He doesn't use it so what's the big deal?

I'd lock threads when the reached 200 instead of 216 or 250.

i'd ban some people who bother me, which is like 1 or 2 people
if i was an admin i'd remove rohughs mod status o_o just to see how fast it took him to get to my house and beat me to death with a stuffed bear

If I were a mod, I would close this thread. I would also demonstrate considerable discrimination against people on the forums I don't like.

Needless to say, I should never be offered a mod position, and if I ever was, I would turn it down.

I would punish people who make endless spam threads.

I would go around correcting annoying spelling mistakes like "your/you're" in thread titles. I'm not usually a grammar nazi (hey, as long as it's understood, right?) but seeing them on thread titles just annoys me.

I'd pull the cables out of my head, hope it doesn't kill me, then escape. Follow the giant green bird!

Get on my scooter and ride around

you meant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mod_(subculture) right?

If, by some chance, you meant a moderator on these forums, I'd probably change my title to something cool and then resign

I'd lock threads when they reached 300 and unlock all threads closed at 200. I can't stand how it ends in the middle of a page now.

i'd make a new rule: no pony avatars close this thread and ban you all for blasphemy! All hail the Moderators!

If I was a mod, I would get a life.. I am just kidding mods. The mods take time out of their life to do this because they do not get paid so they are pretty cool for doing that.

Bummer, you were at the top of our list.


Just kidding, we don't have a list.

If I was a mod? I'd probably have to type very carefully and choose when to speak. I sometimes say stupid things that get me in trouble, so I'd have to watch my tongue since mods have to behave. BGSF can't have that, because they love me the way I am!(I hope...)

Moderate.

i would change everything to latin. like a baws.

I'd beat the living crap out of everyone of you...

see what would happen if i used the ban command on my self.

I'd get myself a nice pair of Chelsea boots and a motor scooter and--oh, you didn't mean that kind of Mod, did you?

I would warn YOU into OBLIVION, and then never let you post until the nuclear FALLOUT from the atomic war in two hundred years clears up. And then, if your still alive, and manage a post, I'd give you a DISHONORABLE discharge from the forums.

Just because of how many spam-threads you've created in this one day.. Making the very busy mods of BGSF forums take time from their busy days to lock them. They have much better things to do then lock your pointless threads.

So stop spamming.

On top of that, I would give witty remarks whenever I locked a thread. Not that the replies the mods give right now aren't witty, but mine would be so much wittier (that's a word). With that, on-top of my incredible punishment for spam-bots (see above), I think I would make an amazing mod.

Its become clear to me that it is simply a matter of time before the black van shows up at my house. I already have my duffel bag packed and on my person at all times; now, all I must do is wait for my time to come.


I am a member of BGSF, and I do not even know you. Thus, cannot love you. So, your logic is clearly flawed.

But thanks for backing down from the Mod position. Now there's one less person I have to murder brutally talk out of applying with my mad charisma skills. Another quality of mine that would make me an amazing mod. Just sayin'.

If I were a mod I'd quickly ask not to be one, because it turns the forums into a responsibility.

Whoops.

Umm I'm sorry but it's your logic that is flawed. You don't have to know somebody to love them. We are both humans, and I love you because humans are called to love one another.

Nooooooooooooooooooo! It's like dividing by zero!!