» Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:20 pm
Morrowind: You're the reincarnation of an ancient Chimer hero, so go become a Blade and meet a Demigod and collect ancient super-powerful Dwemer artifacts to defeat an ancient evil being, but WAIT he's actually the only one who supported you long ago and was your truest friend in a past life!
Skyrim: You're the reincarnation of an ancient Draugr Deathlord, so go become a Blade and kill a Dragon and collect another set of Ancient Nord weapons to toss away because they svck, then go kill a dragon who is just evil anyway.