Hello, I am Markus, the Breton Warlord of Wayrest, I will fight under the Daggerfall covenant and will eventually become the emperor of the Cyrodiilic empire.
I had a most glorious poem like dream last night, it told of how I, Markus, conquered all of Tamriel.
How was it again,… oh yes, here we go!
The Milk drinkers of skyrim will tremble under my sword, the changed one of Morrowind will cry for my mercy, the Lizards of Argonia shall become my favorite pair of boots, the sandrakers of Elsweyr will act as my children’s pets, the wood climbers of Valenwood shall prepare my afternoon tea and the yellow bellies of summerset will decorate the walls of my therapy chambers. Yes, when I become emperor the provinces will unite under my banner, it is time a true emperor where to gain the throne.
Now I hope I didn’t scare anyone, but while we’re at it, how will you become emperor? yes you, you are planning to become the emperor, am i right?

I'll die trying!

I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women!