So I had just got the game, this was sometime last year.

I almost never pickpocket anybody, but there was this Khajiit bandit that I had seen. His name was Bandit.

I snuck up slowly, took some gold, and then tried to take his unequipped knife. He detected me and attacked me.

I killed him shortly after the fight began.

About three days later in the game, I was approached by a group of Hired Thugs, saying they were going to teach me a lesson.

After I killed them, I noticed one of them had a contract. The contract said:

"Nobody steals from me! Teach this man a lesson" <---(Something like that)

It was signed by....

- Bandit

A funny moment of mine is when I stole three bandits weapons(all of them) threw down one sword and cast mayhem I then said "let's have tryouts......make it quick" so fun to watch them stab each other.

lol it happens

Hey! Didn't I just entirely write out my funniest moment in a thread just like this yesterday?

Classic Joker line. Good movie. Speaking of which, I still need to see the new one.

One of my more recent funny moments.

I was chit-chatting with the beggar in Riften. He was following me around town and he was still talking when I entered my house. Dumb guy followed me right in like we were best buddies or some junk. After he finally shut up he sat down next to my house carl Iona and helped himself to some of my roast beef and mead. After he got his fill I finally gave him the boot. I hope he doesn't think he's welcome here any time he wants. Don't want him in my house with his dirty, walking on the street, paws.

yes! Someone got it! Congratulations and that better deserves the streets. Another favorite moment of mine was when I used mayhem in the markarth market then I alerted the guards and saw the greatest riot ever.

I hear it's also quite comical to throw an item out in the streets of Riften. Never had the opportunity to do it myself.

When I drop items worth any value, people always come to give it back to me, or they ask if they can have it.

Stupid Jordis, I was setting up some cool helmets along the ledge in Proudspire and she came up to me asking if she could have one.

I fast traveled to that Dawnstar fort, where you do the Walking Nightmare quest, and as soon as the screen loaded I was surrounded by 3 snow bears who all pounced me at the same time. I had that stupid 'hey melon nose' shout activated when I thought it was a fire shout and when I used it, a frost dragon divebombed me and it was a wrap. Good times indeed.

What was that one guy doing that's supposed to accompany you on that quest? Did he stand there and watch?


I also just did this quest about a week ago and I walked there from Dawnstar but for me there were three Frost Trolls. Apparently three creatures hanging out there is the normal. The stupid guy in my game didn't start unloading fireballs on them until I pretty much had them all finished off.

It was long after I completed the quest and decided to fast travel back there to recruit him as a follower. After spending 20 minutes trying to get that Frost Dragon to land so I could fight him, I forgot all about going into the fort to actually recruit him. It would've been epic if dude heard the commotion and came running outside shooting fireballs while I was getting my ass kicked, instead of him chilling inside the fort praising some shrine, lol.