So, hello.
this thread is all about...
you guessed it, quotes from games, television shows, movies and books etc.
spoiler tags should be used if it is from something new-ish (eg a movie still in the cinemas). remember to let us know what the quote is from.
some examples:

Sam: I just had the weirdest dream
Dean: oh yeah? clowns or midgets?
(Season 3 of Supernatural, episode: Mystery Spot)

Dean: Dude, even for us, that's crazy. Dingo-ate-my-baby crazy.
- Supernatural

When ya go to hell, tell the Devil i'm coming for him next! - the Demoman, Team Fortress 2

Hold Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee (Skyrim)

etc.
have fun!

I have the power!!! (He-man Classic).

I am She-Ra!!! (She-Ra Princess of Power).

Machine complete and fully operational. (The Machine: Bride of Pinbot---I just love the way she says it).

I am the Ringmaster! Defeat me for the Ringmaster Marvel. (Cirqus Voltaire).

You think it's all sugar and rainbows...! (Sazh FF XIII).

Oooooooo. (Rarity My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic).

Any line spoken from Duke Nukem.

Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun. (Army of Darkness).

One assless five fingered bully. (Sam-Evil Dead Regeneration---it took me a long time to figure out what he was saying. It's a random quote he'll say if you keep killing him).

lol

War, War never changes.

"I sworn to carry your burden.."

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

"Happy trails!"

"Another day, another septim."

maybe the reason there hasn't been any spears since morrowind is because Lifts-her-tail is still polishing them

guys, it would be nice if you add what tv show/movie/whatev the quote comes from? pretty please with moon sugar on top?