Congrats and stuff.
Just don't talk too much about the bachelor party. That kind of stuff gets a guy banned around here...
It's. *just* Bowling..
[don't worry..]Holy Crap! Congrats to Andy and Falchya!
thx Rob

Andy, I hereby award you to the Title of "Master of JAHO!"
(Mods, any chance of him actually getting that as his title? Admit it, hes earned it )
I like this
Congratulations you two!
It's nice when old people get together. I'm only teasing
I like this less
*kidding*
Thanks sweet heart.

Bowling shoes, obviously.
Vom, I swear I had nothing to do with this.. this is of course sicker than even I could imagine.. I was thinking shower sandals

No, but I'm taking the moonshine. ...you want some,
you kiss him.

???
uhhmm... errr.... *only* because he's jarhead kin.. and NO tongue!!
cuz.. you know.. I'm not that kind of guy

Thanks... Figured he could help mow the lawn, at least.

Wait.. hang on.. wut?
I thought I got to chop down tree and stuff.. 
You may regret wanting a two month wedding night...
*Public forum notification*
Falchya will be unable to attend to her usual moderator duties during a future eight-week-evening one of these winters...
old Andy will also be unavailable for any entertaining wise ass posts during that time as well...
They won't be answering PMs either...
..or the phone.
Not even the front door..
Hell, just stay away, m 'kay?

That's fine... You'll need the break.

Guys... can we just stop and let this sink in for a second.
My lady is allowing me to
party in Amsterdam, and considers it a
break for me!!again, just to re cap:
-luckiest guy in the known universe..
-no point in trying to even compete with it...
-any happier and I risk rupturing something most likely vital.
