Rules: I start with a line, the next person then writes a line that rhymes with that line. Then he writes a new line and the next person has to write a line which rhymes with that one etc, etc.
It'll probably be a very crappy poem, but hey, maybe we'll get a few laughs out of it. Let's try to keep it funny, but civil.
I'll start...
"A bosmer was walking one night in the woods..."
Take it from here

EDIT: Just checked the forum rules. If this indeed qualifies as a forum game, I apologize. I guess a mod will have to lock the thread then.