An Altmer attended an show where a ventriloquist who fancied himself a comedian told about twenty Altmer jokes in a row.
"Look", shouted the Altmer, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out,"
"Please sit down sir and be calm", said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me Altmer don't have a sense of humour".
"I'm not talking to you", said the Altmer, "I'm talking to that little fellow on your knee".


A Nord was brought to court for pushing an Altmer off the top of White-gold tower, the tallest building in Tamriel.
"You shouldn't have done that you know", said the judge, "you might have hurt somebody walking below".


Am Altmer went to insure his carriage and paid 20 septims to have it insured against fire.
"For 10 septims more sir", said the agent, "you can insure it against theft also".
"That would be a waste of money", said the Altmer, "who would ever steal a burning carriage?".


C'mon, we all need a laugh!
Got any of your own Skyrim jokes?

I have a joke. Bethesda treats all it's customers the same and don't neglect ps3 players

Damn, LOL! Good job OP! xD

I have another. It goes something like this...

PS3 players and Dawnguard.

So a Redgurad, Argonian and a Khajiit walk into a tavern. The bartender looks up at them and says: "Get the [censored] out."

Nice op! It made me laugh

i also have another

Dawnguard on ps3 without lag, freezes, and gltiches

Three Nords walk into a bar. The Redguard ducks.


Two Nord warriors are sitting by a campfire. One says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about Signur? Poor sod got his left arm and left leg chopped off by a bandit."
"That's awful," said the other. "Did he die?"
"No," replied the first. "He's all right."

A Nord was reading a book.