Well the laptop in question has Intel's HD 4000 graphics, so I'm going to need all I can get to reach 30fps. The screen is 1366x768, but I might have to run it at 640x480

Anti-aliasing and anisotropic filtering are out of the question. I'll be using a low-res texture pack and more performance enhancers than Barry Bonds, but I might make my own texture pack that's one pixel per texture, just to see what happens. Here's the laptop: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834131303 and I'm also getting an SSD for it. If I reach 30fps on this thing, I'm going to tell my dormmates they can throw their Xbox's back to 2005.