List of small locations:

Men’s Restroom.
Women’s Restroom.
Hosts Office.
Bunker Entrance.
Kitchen.
Parlour.
Corridors.
Luxury Suite.
Elevator.
Lab.
Lodging C
Lodging D
Lodging E
Lodging F


List of large locations:

Lodging A
Lodging B
Dining hall
Main Hall
Artificial gardens

Lodging A: (large)

- Barney Stinson (8-Bit Legend)
- Niko Bellic (Bad Voodoo)
- Granny Hanson (Emberoth)
- Jon Moriarty (Frank the bunny)
- Lord Bartholomew (Erginho)

Lodging B: (large)

- Lin Shoo (The.Z.Man)
- Shi-Long Lang (hircine21)
- Ron White (Northwind Fusilier)
- Volodya Kuznetsov (Ratwar)


Lodging C: (small)

- Amanda Parker (PartyPoison)
- Jak (dmel25)
- Remand Lens (XD.)

Lodgings D: (small)

- Kit Jenkins (Donkey_Cavity)
- Janie Piscani (Oranos)
- Bob of Utah (Commandant Oreo)

Lodgings E: (small)

- Ray Minsky (Slyme)
- Jackie Ansell (Rosveen)
- Frank DeNiro (Mr. E)

Lodgings F: (small)

- Ratticus Waricus (Big Bang)
- Jim Creeper (Fighters_Brotherhood)
- Dr. Hugo Voltaire (Wyatt Waste Ranger)

1: 8-Bit Legend
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Physical Description: 5'9", lean build, blonde hair, clean shaven
Clothing: Suited up! Grey Armani suit, black patterned Oxxford shirt, striped grey tie
Possessions: A set of diamond cuff links, expensive fountain pen, iPhone, leather wallet, Red Bull
Occupation: He does... something at Goliath National Bank
Personality: The world is Barney's personal toybox. He takes anything as a challenge, and is generally cool as a cucumber doing it. He's a wanton womanizer. Unable to form lasting relationships aside from his close-knit group of friends. His primary goal in life is to be legen... wait for it... dary.
History: Barney grew up on Long Island with his mother and gay, black, half-brother James. Once joined the Peace Corps., but due to being shunned by a girlfriend gave it up and became awesome instead.


2: Bad Voodoo
Name: Niko Bellic

Age: 32
Gender: Male
Physical Description & Clothing: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=657&tbm=isch&tbnid=kX2-KAYzCQkhbM:&imgrefurl=http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/07/ok-rockstar-what-would-niko-bellic-do/&docid=8GMI56MGnlrE2M&imgurl=http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17sp81fraj6tvjpg/original.jpg&w=1280&h=720&ei=rfUuUMX_K-LvygHAqIHQCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=462&vpy=336&dur=5529&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=169&ty=121&sig=103106520683177612984&page=2&tbnh=104&tbnw=185&start=20&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:20,i:232 he is wearing Black pants and Black boots
Possessions: Lighter, Energy Drink, 9mm pistol, Small Vodka Bottle, Flashlight, Computer mouse "the one your using now"
Occupation: Cab-Driver
Personality: Niko is portrayed as a very down-to-business person, and is very protective when it comes to his family and those closest to him.Niko also maintains a no-nonsense attitude, and at many times throughout the game attempts to resolve conflicts between two parties without the use of violence. However, he is shown to get angry easily when he is met with irrationality, is falsely blamed or cheated - a trait that might have been aggravated by his past experiences during the war - and he is often quite sarcastic. However, he is also portrayed as a caring figure; the player can have Niko help various random people on the streets who are having problems. (This is NOT MY WRITING, This is a copy paste)
History: Growing up in the Balkans Niko has a troubled childhood. He was a soldier and faught in the Yugoslav wars and commited hideious acts. When the war was over he moved to Liberity city with his Cousin Romen. He currently Works as a cab driver.. Unknowning to Niko Roman has entered him into the "T.V. show" as a joke... Niko was annoyed but forced to join as local criminals were looking for him.


3: Big Bang
Name: Ratticus Waricus
Age: 25
Gender: male
Physical Description: brown hair, scrawny
Clothing: plain white t-shirt, jeans
Occupation: software engineer
Possessions: laptop, knives of various shapes and sizes, android smart phone, his friend Ban's hammer, a lock of blond hair
Personality: seems to be good at everything he tries (except socializing, especially with girls), revered yet feared, highly inquisitive but gets stuck on the small details, authoritative
History: Rat helped lead his group of friends into becoming obsessed with the card game Mafia. They used props and an entire house (Rat's friend's mansion) and the games would last for a whole week (sometimes more if Rat got his way). They played constantly until one game where people started actually dying. Rat figured out who it was but before he could save the day, he was converted to the Mafia team (like usual). Ever since then, he has refused to play murder-mystery games again.


4: Commandant Oreo
Name: Bob of Utah.
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Fit, tall, tanned.
Clothing: Wears a dark blue suit with a red tie. Wears black dress shoes. Wears a Rolex watch
Possessions: A novel, a pipe, wallet with $7,600 , a notebook and pencil, matches, cellphone and body spray.
Occupation: Current president of the forests of Utah. Bob wants to be "out there" and the producers were trying to get somebody well known. Plus it's vacation time.
Personality: Bob is a born leader. He often takes charge and is comfortable being in charge. His decisions can be easily swayed by present company though. He hates confrontations and likes to deal with things as quickly as possible. He hates doing something wrong so he always has a fallback and creates many failsafes. He is good at creating plans and is a quick thinker, able to dodge danger.
History: Bob has earned a month off and he thought what better way than to be cast in a good light and to go explore what his country has in store. Bob went to law school but eventually went into politics. Became a senator and one year decided to run for the Democrats.


5: dmel25
Name: Jak
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Physical Description: He has a lean and muscular build, with long hair that is a yellow-green color, he also has blue eyes and a goatee. Jak is 5' 8". http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I6NF2rI8_8s/TImeYdMnk6I/AAAAAAAAAGA/N9ySiBHyfgk/s1600/jak2pic4.jpg
Clothing: He wears a blue shirt with beige pants, and a pair of goggles that he wears on his head. He also has a strap, that has a metal ring in the front, that holds his shotgun on his back. For shoes he has boots.
Possessions: Shotgun, goggles, a small plush orange weasel toy, skateboard, and a cell phone.
Occupation: Fugitive running from the authorities.
Personality: Jak is generally angry and reckless, but shows that he has a heroic personality. He is driven by revenge due to his past, and has a fondness for guns and takes some enjoyment in killing things that get in his way. In most situations he does what is necessary to survive, and keeps his cool, but when pushed to the edge he loses control, and becomes a much darker person, almost evil. Jak also is always looking for action, and adventure.
History: Jak grew up in a small town, and in his teen years traveled the city where he got into trouble, and was tortured for two years by a man named Praxis. He escaped and learned how to use guns, and is now set on revenge against Praxis, but got sidetracked by getting invited to a game-show.


6: Donkey_Cavity
Name: Kit Jenkins
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Physical Description: On the shorter side, with a lighter build. Messy, mousy-brown hair also ends up too long before being cut. He's attempting to grow a beard, but at the moment it can only be described as "facial pubas".
Clothing: A grey hoodie which he never takes off, a white shirt and some comfy jeans.
Possessions: Smartphone, cigarettes, a lighter, his wallet, a few novels and a couple of tabs of acid.
Occupation: Internet comedy writer; purveyor of dike-jokes.
Personality: Generally cheerful, if somewhat cynical. Can [and will] joke about literally anything, although his sense of humor isn't exactly high-brow. Atheist, and has a pretty relaxed attitude towards life and the world in general. Friendly enough to everybody, although he is somewhat socially awkward. Has moments of genuine insight, but mostly he just makes lots of dike jokes. He always thinks long and hard about them, but he really needs to work on his timing and precision so that he's not just clumsily shoving them into every opening.
History: Grew up in a small town down south, until his parents moved to New York, taking him with them. He dreamed of being an archaeologist and having outrageous adventures while humiliating Nazis and sleeping with beautiful women, but somehow ended up in the more glamorous world of internet comedy.


7: Emberoth
Name: Granny Hanson
Age: 76
Gender: Female.
Physical Description: Light, 163cm high, wrikles, caucasian, curly grey hair that is long enough to cover her ears, but doesn't reach all the way down to the shoulders, has dentures keeps them in a glass of water by the bed. Is nearsighted and uses glasses. Always has a smile on her face.
Clothing: Slippers, a skirt and a blouse. She also has a gold necklace and a gold wedding ring.
Possessions: Knitting Needles, yarn, a picture of her granchildren, a small bag of candy, Reading glasses, a signed version of The Knight Templar by Jan Guillou, medicine (a small box with some white pills).
Occupation: Retired, used to work as a nurse when she was younger, stayed at home with her children after she got married.
Personality: Granny has a fairly positive view of the world, she accepts that bad things exist, but tries to see the good in the people she meet. She's usually calm and is never in a hurry no matter how the situation is. Granny values things such as honesty and kindness, as long as people don't bother anyone else or break the law they can do pretty much what they want. Granny was raised in a christian family and follow what most people refer to as ?good christian values? (if this goes against the rules we can leave it out). She doesn't drink alcohol, but enjoys her cup of coffee. Believes that everyone has the right to be heard.
History: Lucy Smith was born is a middle class family, she studied and became a nurse. She got a job at a hospital where she met the surgeon Abraham Hanson, they married soon after and had 5 children. Abraham later died from lung cancer at the age of 72 (Lucy was 69 at that time). Lucy never re-married. Lucy has been living alone ever since, but has an optimistic view of the future. She has 13 grandchildren.


8: Erginho
Name: Lord Bartholomew Jebediah Fellgrove III
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Physical Description: 5 ft 10 inches, slender build. He has white, slicked back hair and a clean shaven face. Despite his age, his face isn't overly wrinkly. He has pointy eyebrows and a sharp nose which gives him a rather sly looking appearance. His ice-blue eyes can pierce through your soul.
Clothing: White tight-fitting frock coat and pompous looking breeches.
Possessions: A golden pocket watch, a letter-opener, an old amulet, an old pen and a smoking pipe.
Occupation: Writer
Personality: Bartholomew is an eccentric old man, and is generally very arrogant and pompous. He might appear cold, but that is because he usually is. He is very charismatic and easily capable of manipulating people into doing what he wants. He despises people without proper manners.
History: Bartholomew comes from a powerful and wealthy family. He lives alone in a manor in the middle of the woods (He does have a maid, butler and chief). No one knows what happened to the rest of his family, and rumors has it that his manor is haunted beyond belief.


9: Fighters_Brotherhood
Name: Jim Creeper
Age: 48
Gender: Male
Physical Description: A bit chubby, pretty small. Balding grey hair.
Clothing: Blue boiler suit, black belt, black shoes. Flat cap.
Possessions: Glasses, watch, wallet with some coins and notes in, hip flask of whisky and a relatively small wrench.
Occupation: Janitor.
Personality: Jim feels most at home when he's in some dark corner watching the hot gir... I mean, world go by. He tends to assume people want to talk to him about the mundane things in his life which they don't. He's often skulking around, avoiding attention. His lack of intensity and lack of any pressures in his life tends to mean that Jim panics when someone accuses him of looking down their tops... I mean, when he gets put in pressure situations.
History: Jim was born to a poor family and then his dad left at a young age. The resulting daddy issues and low self-esteem drove Jim to aspire to nothing and he became a janitor at some offices. He heard about this medical show and was sure it had something to do with hot nurses performing "experiments" on him, which he was pretty sure was a euphemism or something.


10: Frank the bunny
Name: Professor Jonathan "Jon" R. Moriarty
Age: 54
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Scrawny, 5'10, 127 lbs, parted mop of long scraggly grey hair, long goat like beard without mustache, large nose, straight unflinching eyebrows, pale grey eyes
Clothing: White button up dress shirt, grey waist coat, brown pinstripe slacks, grey sports jacket, brown trench coat, black leather gloves, twin black and white loafers, and a tie
Possessions: A handcrafted oak pipe, a fancy pen, a rather expensive pocket watch, explosive powder, and a plain cane
Occupation: Jon is a professor of psychology at his home cities university
Personality: Jon is a tried and true grumpy old bastard. He more or less stopped caring about worldly affairs thirty years ago when he came to the stunning conclusion that humanity is irrevocably self destructive and stupid, and as long as stupid people are the majority, nothing productive would be done. People none the less still fascinate him, which is why he took up teaching psychology. As for morals he's a godless man, but believes it's generally not nice to kill or steal ect. If three words would describe him, it would be pessimistic, cynical, and intelligent.
History: Born and raised in the shadow of his father in New York Ciy, Jon gradually grew disgusted of everything and everyone around him for various reasons, and took off to study what fascinated him most: Human Nature.


11: hircine21
Name: Shi-Long Lang
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Physical Description: 5'9, brown hair and eyes, slim with a definition of muscle.
Clothing: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/4/48131/1283196-agentlang_large.jpg
Possessions: X shaped sunglasses, A scroll containing the philosophies of Lang Zi, cell phone, wallet, badge
Occupation: Interpol Agent
Personality: Frequently recalls metaphors and ancient quotes from Lang Zi, which grow increasingly vague as time progresses. He thinks quickly and then acts swiftly. He is loud and very determined but will show respect to those who've earned his trust.
History: Shi-Long Lang rose up from the ashes of his household's misfortune and became a police officer intent on restoring his family's ruined reputation. He studied the law enforcement of other countries to gain a deeper understanding of his job. Over the seven years that followed, Lang quickly rose up in the ranks of Interpol and became one of their top investigators


12: Mr. E
Name: Frank DeNiro

Age: 38
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Average height, and average build, though he works out enough to appear marketable with his shirt off. Very dark brown hair cut long, and ample facial stubble.
Clothing: A 'distressed' hemp buttoned shirt with the first 3 buttons undone, black pinstripe slacks, a black belt and a pair of sandals.
Possessions: A metal hip flask of whiskey, a metal hip flask of gin, electronic cigarettes, cheap lighter, some rose-colored non-prescription glasses, a canine tooth necklace on sisal string, and the biggest smartphone he could find.
Occupation: Washed-up Hollywood celebrity

Personality: Frank is unabashedly arrogant and selfish, and has a tendency towards reckless action when drunk. Despite this, he socializes well and is comfortable entertaining, soothing, or seducing strangers.
History: Born Francis Dunglehoffer, he took a middling acting ability and tried turning it into a bustling career, changing his name in the process. Upon arriving in Hollywood, though, he found himself caught up in endless and meaningless casting calls, and after several years of trying for lead roles, settled on any role he could get. You might recognize him as "Angry Professor" in Van Wilder: Freshman Year.


13: Northwind Fusilier
Name: Ron White. They call him.... tatersalad.
Age: 50's-ish
Gender: Guess.
Physical Description: Tall, paunchy. Rumpled.
Clothing: Slacks, button-down shirt, bolo tie. Cowboy boots.
Possessions: A microphone, a bottle of Jack, a pack of cigarettes, a small notebook, and a 9 mil.
Occupation: Stand-up Comedian
Personality: Cynical. Depressed. Bit of an angry drunk, which isn't seldom, but otherwise reserved. Knows how to laugh at life.
History: Ron was a stand-up comedian, roaming around the country telling jokes to people, then getting hammered in his hotel room afterwards. Then he got invited to the show. It could change his life, they said, but probably for the worse, he figures.


14: Oranos
Name: Janie Piscani
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Physical Description: Built small. 5'2". Light brown hair, reaching to her shoulders.
Clothing: She always carries her chef's hat with her. Seeing as she did not expect to have to work, she's wearing a simple red dress with simple high heels.
Possessions: Spatula, her own cooking recipe book, pen and notepad, smartphone with earbuds, a couple of little pouches with various spices in her handbag.
Occupation: Michelin chef
Personality: Janie is a perfectionist, having to excel in whatever she does. Years of training under better chefs than her has made her good at taking lessons from others and following their instructions. She likes working alone, as she believes relying on others increases the chance of failure. She likes to observe things before she attempts them, so she is as prepared as possible. She is very determined. She can be a bit temperamental.
History: Born in the USA from Italian parents, Janie found herself interested in what the Italians are most famous for; their food. At a young age she started working on become a master chef, not doing too well in all aspects of school because she didn't believe them to be important for what she wanted. After working as a Michelin chef for a few years, she received an invitation which she viewed as a possible break from her job, which she gladly accepted.


15: PartyPoison
Name: Amanda Parker
Age: 27
Gender: female
Physical Description: light build, black shoulder length hair
Clothing: turtle neck sweater, jeans and a fashionable scarf
Possessions: cigarettes/lighter, purse, makeup kit, car keys, some money in her pockets, and some pepper spray.
Occupation: Hair stylist/beauty consultant
Personality: Has a carefree attitude, will try anything once, she kind of freaks out under pressure, but is otherwise calm, cool, and collected.
History: born in japan, she lived there for a while, but when her dad left the navy she moved to pittsburgh where she made lots of friends and became popular in high school. After going to college she dropped out, and moved to Florida to try new things.


16: Ratwar
Name: Volodya Kuznetsov
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Tall and slender, not especially strong, but definitely strong enough to do 'manly' chores (like opening the pickle jar)
Clothing: A black suit, red tie, dress shoes (all Armani)
Possessions: Smartphone, Pocket Knife, Lighter, pack of cigarettes (he has a pack a day habit), flask of Vodka
Occupation: Billionaire Oil Tycoon
Personality: Vladimir, Volodya to his friends (which seems to include everyone), has a huge personality. The type of personality where it is impossible not to notice him. He hardly ever seems to be serious in public, and is known in the Russian press as a womanizer. Volodya knows he is rich, and knows that he will be rich tomorrow, even if he enjoys himself a bit today. When it comes to large amounts of money (usually six figures or more), Volodya can be deadly serious though. You don't make money in Russia without the ability to get deadly serious when the situation requires it.
History: Volodya is the son of a Russian Chess Master and a former Russian Olympic Athlete. He has been in the public eye basically since he was born, and came to enjoy it. When the Soviet Union broke up, Volodya was at the age where he felt comfortable taking risks, and using his many social connections got into Oil in a big way. He got into it in a bigger way after some of his chief competitors had unfortunate accidents. The last few years, he's simply traveled the world, buying houses and sports teams.


17: Rosveen
Name: Jackie Ansell
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Physical Description: Rather short and stocky, with thick brown hair and smiling green eyes.
Clothing: Casual jeans, blouse and jacket, high heel mules.
Possessions: Pocket mirror, cosmetic bag, sunglasses, bar of chocolate, roll of tape, first-aid kit.
Occupation: Radiologic technologist.
Personality: Confident and cheerful, she has a positive outlook on life. She believes that everything happens for a reason and one shouldn't lose courage in difficult times, but rather try to find a solution. Very stubborn, she always tries to accomplish her goals - to the point of not knowing when it's better to give up. She loves people and animals alike - all her co-workers are fond of her, and she has a dog and a pair of rats.
History: She grew up in an average middle-class family in an average town somewhere in Arizona. Like her best friend, she aspired to be a doctor - but when her friend easily got into medical school, Jackie didn't make it and became an x-ray technologist instead. Now she works in a private clinic in Tucson. She's single and doesn't have children.


18: Slyme
Name: Ray Minsky
Age: 53
Gender: Male

Physical Description: Average height, lean build. Ray's physique is better suited for an endurance race than short, intense bursts. He has light brown hair that is receding at his temples.
Clothing: Blue shirt, black trousers, black brogues, anologue wristwatch.
Possession: Pocket notebook, engraved pen, pedometer, a daily pill organizer containing dozens of different supplement pills, bottle of alkaline water, travel tissues, tweezers, pocket comb, lucky baseball card.
Occupation: Pop scientist, television host, author.

Personality: Friendly and approachable, Ray is not at all jaded by his quasi-celebrity status. Whereas his life running a tech company was somewhat chaotic, he finds most of his days now easy-going and stress free. He's less worried about getting ahead and more about enjoying his hobbies and pastimes. A midlife health scare prompted Ray to develop a unique dietary and exercise regimen involving dozens of daily supplement pills and very strict meal guidelines. Concerning his health, Ray is something of a perfectionist, with everything designed to extend his life as much as possible.

History: Ray was brought up in New York City. At eighteen, he attended MIT and earned a Bachelor of Science degree in computer science. Out of school, Ray started a company that produced text recognition devices and software. He sold the company several years later and took a different direction in life as an author. His writing focused itself primarily on scientific advancements in computing and medicine, and as a proponent of the technological singularity. With the popularity of his books, Ray was approached to host a half-hour science show on the national public broadcasting channel.


19: The.Z.Man
Name: Lin Shoo
Age:30
Gender: M
Physical Description: Lin is short, 5'5'', and only 120 lbs. Short black hair that is straight as can be. Very round faced. Thick glasses.
Clothing: He is wearing brown wool pants and a blue cotton shirt. He also has a solid red tie that he's not wearing.
Possessions: Pen. Notebook. Calculator. Smartphone.
Occupation: Lin is an accountant. Boring for him, boring for you, he does taxes for various firms in the San Fransisco area.

Personality: Lin is passive, meticulous, obsessive, yet compassionate. He is the youngest of 5 children, so he knows what it feels like to be neglected and works hard to make the people he meets feel welcome. At the same time, he is willing to outdo his peers with hard work.
History: Lin's family, immigrants from China, landed in San Fransisco and started a small dry-cleaning company. They made enough money to send him to USC, where he earned a degree in accounting. He was hired by a big Software company as an accountant in San Fran. He is single, but often mingles with a few Chinese-American girls at his company.


20: Wyatt Waste Ranger
Name: Dr. Hugo Voltaire
Age: 46
Gender: male
Physical Description: Standing six foot even, Dr. Voltaire is an athletically built man with a chiseled jaw, squared shoulders and a mane of black hair falling to his shoulders that has a shock of grey running down the left side. His most standout features are his left arm and hand, which he designed himself, it is made of copper and brass with gears and hydraulics showing through the leather straps that hold it in place, and his face, which is a patchwork of scars all along the left side.
Clothing: a pair of specially designed goggles rests on his black top hat, white button up shirt with sleeves rolled up under a brown leather vest with many pockets. black pants with brown leather wellies.
Possessions: Ornate pocket watch, leather pouch of tools, cigars, zippo, a leather satchel filled with various cogs and sprockets as well as bits of metal and strips of leather.
Occupation: Mad scientist / inventor
Personality: Dr. Hugo Voltaire is quite mad. He loves to invent and gets incredibly obsessed over perfecting his inventions, to the point where he will lock himself in his lab for weeks on end until he is happy with the final product (which he never is) . He has an angry streak a mile long and a short fuse to boot. If you interrupt him when he is concentrating you will feel his wrath.
History: Born in 1838 in Victorian England, Dr. Voltaire was the only son of a wealthy inventor and a magistrates daughter. He soon took after his father and began following him around his lab. By the time he was 30, Hugo had a lab twice that of his fathers and was busy inventing new and interesting things using steam. Unfortunately, he got carried away one night and lost his arm and his lab to a violent explosion. In 1878, having settled for a more humble lab, Hugo created his greatest invention yet, a time machine that would allow him to go back to before the explosion. Unfortunately this too malfunctioned and he was sent forward in time to the present day.


21: XD.
Name: Remand Lens
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Thin slender build, 6 foot 3, black hair.
Clothing: Black suit
Possessions: Slim silver plated cigarette case, 10 Marlboro cigarettes (contained in the case), Cigarette lighter, Gold plated pocket watch, Bailsong knife
Occupation: Mercenary
Personality: Remand believes that if you want something then you must take it and do whatever is needed to acquire what you want. Remand is also quite paranoid which causes him to anolyze everything to prevent himself from being stabbed in the back by someone.
History: Remand has brought himself up from a poverty stricken background to a comfortable lifestyle, he works as a mercenary and uses his brain over physical strength to get the job done, however he is quite agile and if necessary uses his Bailsong knife (named "Penetrator") which he is proficient in using.