Yes, the day finally came...... you prayed against it, hoped against it, but what could one man do against the wave of destiny? Yes...... the time had come... the time, when being fat became not only socially acceptable, but it became attractive and desirable. You walk down the street and you see nothing but fat people, women no longer want to date you, your parents look at you and smile, but you see nothing but shame in their eye's, hiding in the shadow of the smiles... and why shouldn't they feel shame? You're a stick, compared to everyone else around you.

There was only one thing to do, you needed to fatten yourself up, as fast as possible... but how? How do you go about fattening yourself up in the new world of the hefty?

There's nothing quite like a McDonalds.

Wat.

EDIT: I guess mostly what wyatt said below me, especially the krispy kreme cheeseburgers

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/deep-frieday-23.jpg and http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/deep-frieday-4.jpg

http://www.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0021/ZW2sX20652.jpg

Horrendous... truly.

Do a tour of all the southern State Fairs. That should do the job.

I'm really ashamed of the obesity rate in the US. I don't see how people can let them selves go like that. It's really not hard to go for a morning jog once a week and eat an apple instead of a piece of cake.

Why would I want to do that?