» Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:50 am
Get this, so I was just walkin' 'bout the tundra mindin' mah own
business, when suddenly, one of 'dem tall fellas came outta' the
blue for no [censored] reason, and starts gruntin' and talkin' smack
to me. Now I said, "You best be on your way, Mr. Giant, or I'm gonna'
thump your skull!"
Nao', needless to say, he did not take too kindly on me saying such
things. He swung 'dat club like one of 'dem loonies and hit me square
in mah' face! Strangely, when the club connected with mah' cheeks,
it flung me higher up in the sky, than you would dare imagine possible!
I could see clouds and everythang' from up 'dere, you know!
The landing was rough as ducks!